PIRATE CHICKEN: GARAGE OF SECRETS

After months off-grid, the fugitive was discovered hiding in the garage among forgotten things and bad decisions.

He looked worn.
He looked smug.
He still squeaks.

I have reopened the file.

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just me sneaking into the kitchen at 3am for shredded cheese

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Hi I’m Tank and this is my TED Talk on why rocks are delicious.

I am wet. I am dumb. I am invincible.

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I HAVE SEEN THE INSIDE OF THE CHICKEN. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS NOW. 🪦

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