PIRATE CHICKEN: GARAGE OF SECRETS

After months off-grid, the fugitive was discovered hiding in the garage among forgotten things and bad decisions.

He looked worn.
He looked smug.
He still squeaks.

I have reopened the file.

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Boudica will not tolerate high seas chicanery and such
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This is my chicken. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 🐔❤️

I will love him. I will squeeze him. I will rip the brains from his head...

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War log entry: Pirate Chicken, Day 3.
Target neutralized. Fluff casualties: heavy.
Squeaker still active, cries intercepted.

Rope skeleton remains classified intel.
Victory declared, but campaign continues.

Tank out.

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Pirate Chicken: “the sea will avenge me!”
Tank: “the sea can line up behind the mailman, the vacuum, and every amazon driver i’ve ever barked at. i don’t fear the tide. i am the tide. and you’re just another wreck on my shoreline.”

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