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Half Man Half Biscuit - Time Flies By (When You're The
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#DavidsMonthOfMusic

Day 1. A comedy song

#HalfManHalfBiscuit - Time Flies By (When You're The Driver Of A Train)

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#Nowplaying the marvellous debut #backinthedhss by #halfmanhalfbiscuit currently spinning, and still wonderful it is too

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Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane

Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes […]

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#soundtracktime is starting with a mojo cd from 2011 #madness #robertwyatt #billybragg #thethreejohns #girlsatourbest #halfmanhalfbiscuit #wah #orangejuice #felt #redskins #thebandofholyjoy

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Pub I'm in just played HMHB You're The Reason Why Paradise Lost and, yes, I'm staying for another pint. #HalfManHalfBiscuit

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Emergency Locksmith

#HalfManHalfBiscuit Emergency Locksmith
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“New York Skiffle”
Oh does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
When your mother says “Don’t do it” do you crank it up in spite?
Do you rob your brother’s Giro? Do you talk a load of shite?
Does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

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I’ve drank too much black coffee Read too much Bill Burroughs I’ve been a he, I’ve been a she A “maybe” and “who knows” I’ve had the CBGBs I’ve turkeyed way upstate So don’t you rock me, Daddio
Oh does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight? When your mother says “Don’t do it” […]

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#readandplay (635)
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

#HalfManHalfBiscuit - I Love You Because You Look Like Jim Reeves

"My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
What am I supposed to do?...."

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Depressed Beyond Tablets [Official Audio]
Half Man Half Biscuit - Depressed Beyond Tablets [Official Audio] YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

#DavidsMonthOfMusic

Day 23 Song with an emotion in the title

#HalfManHalfBiscuit - Depressed Beyond Tablets

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“What made Colombia famous”

What price your bluster
What price your smarm
I’ve seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm

Oh, big truck, Innsbruck
King of the Hill
Cock-a-doodle-doo
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

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“What made Colombia famous”

What price your bluster
What price your smarm
I’ve seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm

Oh, big truck, Innsbruck
King of the Hill
Cock-a-doodle-doo
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

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Old Fruit 20th February 2026 Jake Thackray – Lah Di Dah This week’s voyage into the archives is focusing on a niche collection of song writer’s who can bring a smile and a laugh to their audiences faces without specifica…

This week’s retro music trawl is built around artists who are not comedians but are frequently hilariously funny in their songs, to include @jakethackray.bsky.social #LoudonWainwrightIII #TomLehrer @randynewman.bsky.social #JonathanRichman #HalfManHalfBiscuit
fruit-tree-records.com/2026/02/20/o...

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Renfield's Afoot [Official Audio]
Half Man Half Biscuit - Renfield's Afoot [Official Audio] YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

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#MusicChallenge #MusicSky #halfmanhalfbiscuit
A song you know all the words to.
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God Gave Us Life

#HalfManHalfBiscuit God Gave Us Life open.spotify.com/track/4TBJRS...

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#soundtracktime is starting with an uncut cd from 2006 #halfmanhalfbiscuit #campervanbeethoven #spizzenergi #wah #thesugarcubes #thewoodentops #billybragg #thefieldmice #pavement #felt #thehouseoflove #thefall

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LIVE: Half Man Half Biscuit - O2 Ritz, Manchester, 30/01/2026 - God Is In The TV Some bands you see quite regularly, a few times a year at least. For myself and Half Man Half Biscuit, it’s more like the Olympics, as they only play live

LIVE: #HalfManHalfBiscuit – O2 Ritz, Manchester, 30/01/2026

"There is nobody like Half Man Half Biscuit, and I’m not sure what we’d do without them." Steven Doherty www.godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2026/02/02/l...

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This leaden pall, as #HalfManHalfBiscuit might say.

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#soundtracktime is starting with a mojo cd from 2018 #petewylie #halfmanhalfbiscuit #thewildswans #deafschool #clinic #omd #kathrynwilliams #thelas #thestairs

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Great lyrics...
"Lord I'm trying the best I can
I lost everybody in Khazakhstan
But I still don't understand
Bob Wilson, Anchorman
I've been to Kent, Gwent, Senegal
I've even been to look for Jim Rosenthal
Found him on his knees at the wailing wall
crying Bob Wilson, Anchorman" #HalfManHalfBiscuit

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Band on stage under pink lights

Band on stage under pink lights

View of runway and blue sky. Orange engine in view

View of runway and blue sky. Orange engine in view

Band on stage under blue lights

Band on stage under blue lights

Safe to say 1906 miles is the furthest I've travelled to see #halfmanhalfbiscuit #hmhb

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Guitarist on left, singer middle and bassist right. On stage under pink tights

Guitarist on left, singer middle and bassist right. On stage under pink tights

View from aircraft window of orange easyJet engine. On runway with grass beyond

View from aircraft window of orange easyJet engine. On runway with grass beyond

Safe to say 1906 miles is the furthest I've travelled to see #halfmanhalfbiscuit #hmhb

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Der Samstagabend startet mit #HalfManHalfBiscuit The Trumpton Riots EP von 1986

#nowplaying #Vinyl

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Half Man Half Biscuit | Project House | SESH Featuring: Half Man Half Biscuit, Madame Claude

Half Man Half Biscuit @ Project House - 14 Aug feat. Half Man Half Biscuit, Madame Claude

#SESH #HalfManHalfBiscuit #MadameClaude

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New Mix: Fruit Tree Records Highlights 2025 Newly available over on Mixcloud so just follow the link below, the tracklisting will show as the music plays if you need to know the names of any songs or artists. Dig right in, regular playlists …

New music mix of the big hits (at Fruit Tree Records) of 2025 inc. @scottlavene.bsky.social @neilyoungarchives.bsky.social @waterboysmusic.bsky.social @laelneale.bsky.social #HalfManHalfBiscuit #SAULT #Galactic&IrmaThomas + many others so dig in and dig out…
fruit-tree-records.com/2026/01/09/n...

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#MusicSky
#NowListening
#HalfManHalfBiscuit
All Asimov & No Fresh Air

Leaden pall outside, this is the goddamn light at the end of the tunnel.
Makes the room sound bigger.
Possible side effects? I bloody hope so 👍😎😉🖤

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There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets. #Halfmanhalfbiscuit

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Fix It so She Dreams of Me Half Man Half Biscuit · 90 Bisodol (Crimond) · Song · 2011


🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CerysMatthews

Half Man Half Biscuit:
🎵 Fix it So She Dreams of Me

#6music #HalfManHalfBiscuit

▶️ 🪄 Automagic 🔊 show 📻 playlist on Spotify

▶️ Song on #Spotify:

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#soundtracktime is starting with a mojo cd from 2011 #madness #robertwyatt #billybragg #thethreejohns #girlsatourbest #halfmanhalfbiscuit #wah #orangejuice #felt #mekons #redskins #thebandofholyjoy

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#HalfManHalfBiscuit
Currently on my turntable

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