#9 "I was thinking about your posture the other day." My roommate used it on me ones, and I had to immediately turn my head away so she couldn't see the tears in my eyes. BONUS POINTS Make it sound like the prelude to an intervention.

#HowToPissOfMen with a straight face and a ferm posture

#6 "You're so frugal" This is a good trick to get a man to spend more money on you. The next time he's in line at Trader Yoe's and sees the bouquets of flowers, he'll think, Oh, I'll show you frugal.

#HowToPissOfMen with flowers.

And don't mind valentines day.
That's just marketing and stuff.

#valentine #valentinesday #flowers

#5 "Oh I saw that on Pinterest!" Say this when a man talks about anything he's interested in or shows you one of his tattoos. This is a great way to do two things: 1 - Drive a stake into the heart of his ambitions of originality 2 - Get the words of the iconic stand-up-comedian Ali Wong ringing in his head: "If a man has a Pinterest, he's probably Pinterest-ed in men."

#HowToPissOfMen with just a little pin...

#4 "Oh, so it's like Kohl's cash?" Say this when a man tries to explain crypto to you.

#HowToPissOfMen who think they are crypto experts.

#3 "Are you in the JROTC?" Say this to someone in the real military. WARNING: Make sure you do it on American soil.

The Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps (JROTC) is a federal program sponsored by the United States Armed Forces in high schools and also in some middle schools across the United States and at US military bases across the world. The program was originally created as part of the National Defense Act of 1916 (Army JROTC) and later expanded (Navy, Marine Corps and Air Force) under the 1964 ROTC Vitalization Act.[1] The Coast Guard was added in 1989 under P.L. 101-225.[2] The Space Force established its first unit in 2019.[3]

#HowToPissOfMen who are in the army.

(And I'm wondering what he has to do to deserve this 😳)

#2 "You're like the male Amy Schumer" I'm not sure what exactly Amy Schumer did to elicit such omnipresence rage, but the male psyche appears to be allergic to the very mention of her. I've found this one to be nearly one hundred percent successful. When he asks why you said this, say, "Oh, it's just like...I don't know. Something about your energy reminds me of her."

#HowToPissOfMen Unleash the power of #AmySchumer !