Shot of thread where everyone adds their own creative take on what to do/what not to do. First poster starts with: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes, and make his dick hard, not his life. Second person adds "break her bed, not her heart, third adds "play with her boobs, not her feelings, fourth person adds, "get on his dick, not his nerves, and finally the last person says, "always salt your pasta while boiling it.

Me entering the conversation. #itsdarkinhere #IDontSaltMyPastaWaterButStill