An Ambush & Some Phrasing

#twitch #gaming #StarRupture #survival #crafting #building #collection #drilling #spiders #surprise #feelings #nowyouknow #ambush #phrasing #ineedanadult

What can I say. I just love p----!
Im glad that it's no longer a s----!

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Oh no!
#vtuber #envtuber #clips #geese #goose #swearing #cat #catgirl #ohno #ineedanadult

'Miko Antlershade - I'm often mistaken for an adult. Because of my age.' now available!!

#newdlebob #newdlebobs #newdle #artmoot #artmoots #moots #meme #memes #shirts #memeshirts #gift #gifts #memegift #imnotanadult #adulting #myagesucks #ineedanadult #mistakenforanadult

I need an agent. Anyone wanna be my agent?
#ineedanadult

About to fly back to the states, but not with one last vending machine purchase! #pikachu #pilotpikachu #HND #tokyo #ineedanadult

Ps: I’m cackling over the reaction from the lady behind me in the 1st video 🤣

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Whoever runs this shit this is shameful lol.

move your servers to a less fucked-up country kthx.

#ineedanadult

My lifelong routine of waking up, reading the news and drinking coffee has turned into waking up, reading the news and drinking straight whiskey. This is not sustainable, but, neither is the nation currently. So putain it.

#goodmorning #ineedanadult

I started taking my shower bracket down as it was broken. Came in to look for my screwdriver. It's absolutely thrashing it down with rain. Now having coffee and cats. Hoping to do some CSS later. #adhd #coffee #cats #coding #CSS #DIY #ineedanadult

From the NotHowGirlsWork community on Reddit: men writing women never ceases to make me grimace. it's always so evident Explore this post and more from the NotHowGirlsWork community

The subject of this Reddit thread pretty much proves the importance of sexual and linguistic education, and also critical thinking, in schools.

Also: the dangers of dropping a baby on their head.

#WTF #BadWriting #Education #INeedAnAdult

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Does anyone here have any tips on removing #estradiol patches in a way that doesn't rip off chunks of skin?

They gave me instructions on what to do if the patches don't adhere well enough, but I'm having the exact opposite problem.

Ouch x~x

#transfem #hrt #howdohashtagswork #ineedanadult

If you can make it to the end without vomiting, your stomach is stronger than mine.🤢🤮
#YouArentMyDaddy
#INeedAnAdult

My new favorite game to play in Baltimore is:

SWAT RAID OR ICE?

WHAT IS EVEN THIS REALITY ANYMORE.

Multiple SUVs with camo wearing drivers. 6 am, Govans area near Greenmount. Stay safe neighbors.

#baltimore #immigrationraids #swat #ineedanadult #waitimtheadult

You know, I was not prepared for certain aspects of adult life, like figuring out how many cans of paint to buy or how troublesome getting quotes for movers happens to be. I need an adultier adult. #ineedanadult

D&D: The Tired Dad of the Party and All Their Ducklings #dnd #dnd5e #fyp #foryoupage #ineedanadult

Guys. I think this entire timeline is my fault. I got really sick a while back. Legit died twice and was brought back while in the ICU. Maybe it happened a third time.

I THINK THIS IS MY HELL.

IM REALLY SORRY.

#thiscantberealright #P2025 #ineedanadult #waitimtheadult #halp #godisdead

I still can't figure out if this is supposed to be a snack a meal or whatever #cupnoodles #ramen #camping #dessert #ineedanadult

i... have very many hecking complaints right nowwwwwwwww #AIbabysitter #abdl #iNeedAnAdult

An old DVD case with a navy blue cover featuring a portrait of Malcolm McDowell as the Roman Emperor Caligula.

Little free library down the road from me getting a little spicy. It's the banned version! #movies #thinlydisguisedporn #ineedanadult

Up and dressed and being an adult so early 0/10 stars. But hair is on point lol!!
Here’s to Wednesday! #ineedanadult #coffeeneeded
#quicksomeonesingsoftbunny

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When I only have 12 hours until release and I get to press the big scary "Release App" button. #gamedev #buttons #DoNotPress #SoloDev #ReleaseDay #INeedAnAdult

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#dungeonsanddragons
#dnd
#adventurehooks
#magical
#ineedanadult
#dungeonmaster

#TapestryStitch is whispering to me in my dreams. “Make a blanket of your favorite song lyrics from Epic the Musical. You can make each saga into separate pieces and then stitch them together later. It’ll be fine trust me.” So, now I’m building a pattern of lyrics. #Crochet #INeedAnAdult

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#dungeonsanddragons
#dnd
#D&D
#comedy
#dndshort
#dndcomedy
#Ineedanadult

Can I get counseling to help me process my crisis intervention grad class? #ididthistomyself #ineedanadult #traumatizebytrauma

Is there a Bluesky 101 course? I'm new here and don't even know where to start. 🥴

#ineedanadult #blueskynewbie

I do not like that hattèd cat/
the kids should listen to the sprat*/
that no-good cat is real-bad news/
he’s got some very suspect views/
Maybe Cat is from a cult?
Either way, kids, get an adult.

*sprat: a small marine fish of the herring family

#DrSeuss #CatintheHat #strangerdanger #ineedanadult

The data the Chinese govmt is getting off my phone from TikTok, that the U.S. govmt wants so badly 🤷‍♀️
🔊🔊🔊

#tiktok #tiktokban #data #hedgehog #pedropascal #idc #really #absurdist #hashbrown #rat #dance #thisisstupid #ineedanadult #justdance #inspo #beyourworstself #🤷‍♀️

Can I also have a TMNT bandaid? kthnx
#ineedanadult