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Title card with a leather heart choker across the top, a boombox and a CD (Dizzy Up the Girl by the Goo Goo Dolls), and a croissant. Text: Closest to Heaven
words by: bizarrelittlemew
art by: deanbird

Title card with a leather heart choker across the top, a boombox and a CD (Dizzy Up the Girl by the Goo Goo Dolls), and a croissant. Text: Closest to Heaven words by: bizarrelittlemew art by: deanbird

IT'S HERE!

the first chapter (out of 9) of Closest to Heaven, the thing that's been sitting in my wips for 1.5 years - i am SO excited to finally share it, and the lovely @deanbird.bsky.social is joining me with art!!

posting wednesdays 💖

archiveofourown.org/works/74820801
#IdasOFMDfic #ofmdfic

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all I want to breathe
bizarrelittlemew

Summary:
Stede accidentally reveals to his coworker, Ed, that he has never had his neck kissed. Ed figures it would be irresponsible of him to let Stede carry on like that.

all I want to breathe bizarrelittlemew Summary: Stede accidentally reveals to his coworker, Ed, that he has never had his neck kissed. Ed figures it would be irresponsible of him to let Stede carry on like that.

mondays suck. here, take this 🤲 (<- ed and stede dry humping and kissing each other's necks)

2.4k words, E: archiveofourown.org/works/74722261
#ofmdfic #idasofmdfic

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Photo of a snowy street.
First Snow
3.5k words, T, modern AU (winter)
bizarrelittlemew

Photo of a snowy street. First Snow 3.5k words, T, modern AU (winter) bizarrelittlemew

we're having the first snow of the season so i'm thinking about this, my very first ofmd fic ❄️☃️ it's been nearly 3 years and 500k more words about these two falling in love since 🥹
archiveofourown.org/works/43216335 #ofmdfic #idasofmdfic

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in case you missed it, here is a little bite-sized smutlet for your evening 😌
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quadrabble(?? it‘s 400 words, explicit) for the prompt: “Stede sucking Ed's cock for the first time and discovering he's *really* into it” from @spinsterism.bsky.social
(i finally managed to write some words YAY sorry for any typos etc) #ofmdfic #idasofmdfic

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now on ao3 too!
archiveofourown.org/works/72712246
#ofmdfic #IdasOFMDfic

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part 1-14 are now on ao3 too if you prefer to read it there!
(we are up to part 19 here on bsky, more coming tomorrow 👀)

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Get out your CD player and your flip phone because it's time for: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
(a skyfic for #OFMDTVAU)
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going down (with the ship)
bizarrelittlemew

Summary:

“It's September the 1st.”
“Dickfuck, no it's not.”

Turns out it is. Dickfucking damnit.

And now Ed is lying spread out on the sofa in the captain's cabin, drinking brandy straight from the bottle and waiting for the sea to take him. At least it's some damn smooth brandy. All things considered, not the worst thing to be the last thing to taste on this Earth.

Unless—

***
Ed believes he is about to go down with the ship, so he might as well see if he can get a taste of Stede Bonnet first.

going down (with the ship) bizarrelittlemew Summary: “It's September the 1st.” “Dickfuck, no it's not.” Turns out it is. Dickfucking damnit. And now Ed is lying spread out on the sofa in the captain's cabin, drinking brandy straight from the bottle and waiting for the sea to take him. At least it's some damn smooth brandy. All things considered, not the worst thing to be the last thing to taste on this Earth. Unless— *** Ed believes he is about to go down with the ship, so he might as well see if he can get a taste of Stede Bonnet first.

happy dickfuck day, here is a smutty canon-divergent ficlet i wrote last year: archiveofourown.org/works/58791586
(1k words, rated E)
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STEDE MOMMY KINK AWAKENING???

STEDE MOMMY KINK AWAKENING???

this has been in my idea doc for ages and i'm not sure i'll write the rest so might as well release this ficlet into the wild for #OFMDFreakyFriday (although it's more a preamble to freakiness)
#IdasOFMDfic
🌇 in three parts below ⬇️

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(i always forget to add tags for stuff to go in my feeds 🫠)
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my 90s babies really feeling their makeout soundtrack 🥹 (Ed is teaching Stede to kiss like the good best friend he is)
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Digital art of the sea at sunset with silhouettes of a pirate ship on the horizon and docks on both sides. On the left, young Ed and Stede are running, with Ed pulling Stede along by the hand and pointing forwards, with houses and a streetlight in the background. On the right, young Ed and Stede are riding on the same horse, with Ed sitting behind Stede and some foliage and palm trees in the background. The sky is starry and the palette is dark blue-purple-pink-apricot.
The story title, "Something Timeless going on" is written in cursive over the sky. On the bottom, it says: "By bizarrelittlemew - 37K words | 9 chapters - Canon-divergent AU - Different first meeting"

Digital art of the sea at sunset with silhouettes of a pirate ship on the horizon and docks on both sides. On the left, young Ed and Stede are running, with Ed pulling Stede along by the hand and pointing forwards, with houses and a streetlight in the background. On the right, young Ed and Stede are riding on the same horse, with Ed sitting behind Stede and some foliage and palm trees in the background. The sky is starry and the palette is dark blue-purple-pink-apricot. The story title, "Something Timeless going on" is written in cursive over the sky. On the bottom, it says: "By bizarrelittlemew - 37K words | 9 chapters - Canon-divergent AU - Different first meeting"

for this #TakeTwoTuesday I've made a little art thingy for one of my old fics that I love very dearly 💗

where Ed is 20 years old when he first meets Stede, and they become friends with benefits (and a lot more) - rated E!

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Yeah, Ed was moving in. No question. This lunatic had somehow confused festival camping with Instagram influencer weekend getaway glamping, but fuck if Ed wasn’t going to exploit the hell out of it.

“Tell me again,” Ed stepped towards him, “why we cramped ourselves into my tent when you have a whole fucking resort thing going on here? A whole bed—”

“Do you wanna talk about it or fuck me into it?”

Yeah, Ed was moving in. No question. This lunatic had somehow confused festival camping with Instagram influencer weekend getaway glamping, but fuck if Ed wasn’t going to exploit the hell out of it. “Tell me again,” Ed stepped towards him, “why we cramped ourselves into my tent when you have a whole fucking resort thing going on here? A whole bed—” “Do you wanna talk about it or fuck me into it?”

a little snippet:
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this art still melts my mind 🫠

if you'd like a fic to go with it it's here:
archiveofourown.org/works/53666002 #IdasOFMDfic

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Screenshot of the table of contents of a Word document.
Title: Closest to heaven
Subtitle: 90s/00s AU
Chapter 1: all I could taste is this moment ... 2
Chapter 2: everything’s made to be broken ... 17
Chapter 3: don’t want the world to see me ... 31
Chapter 4: just want you to know who I am ... 42
Chapter 5: don’t wanna go home right now ... 57
Chapter 6: when everything feels like the movies ... 77
Chapter 7: and I’d give up forever to touch you ... 94
Chapter 8: all I can breathe is your life ... 106

Screenshot of the table of contents of a Word document. Title: Closest to heaven Subtitle: 90s/00s AU Chapter 1: all I could taste is this moment ... 2 Chapter 2: everything’s made to be broken ... 17 Chapter 3: don’t want the world to see me ... 31 Chapter 4: just want you to know who I am ... 42 Chapter 5: don’t wanna go home right now ... 57 Chapter 6: when everything feels like the movies ... 77 Chapter 7: and I’d give up forever to touch you ... 94 Chapter 8: all I can breathe is your life ... 106

I've been 1.5 chapters from done with this fic for longer than I'm willing to admit 😭 but I'm doing title/chapter titles all from the same song again and I hope it's very easy to guess which one lmaooo
#WIPWednesday #IdasOFMDfic

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this is the flavor btw. mark stede down as scared AND horny
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it only took 4 months but it's here!!

chapter 2 of 3(!) of Work-life balance, where certain kink awakenings are had 😌

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i don't have anything for wip wednesday but it's been a month since i posted this little fic about Ikea manager Ed and newly divorced Stede getting snowed in at the store, which is really about finding the starting point of the next chapter of your life (for both of them) 💗
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Fic banner. Ikea-blue background with faint brick wall texture and snow in the foreground and text in Ikea-yellow, white, or blue with yellow background. From the top, it says:
RATED T • 8.4K WORDS
modern ofmd au | snowed in at ikea | fluff | too many beds
LIFE ON RESET
by bizarrelittlemew

Fic banner. Ikea-blue background with faint brick wall texture and snow in the foreground and text in Ikea-yellow, white, or blue with yellow background. From the top, it says: RATED T • 8.4K WORDS modern ofmd au | snowed in at ikea | fluff | too many beds LIFE ON RESET by bizarrelittlemew

what if instead of "only one bed" there was a giant room full of beds. like, if you were snowed in at Ikea overnight. yeah, that's what this fic is about
(it's also about breaking out of that late-winter melancholy. and cuddling 😌)
archiveofourown.org/works/63558796
#IdasOFMDfic #OFMDfic

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if you prefer to read it on ao3, I put it there too!
archiveofourown.org/works/63068218
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you were all so nice about this snippet that it motivated me to finish a good chunk of this fic and post it as the first chapter (though you could probably read it as a one-shot?)

~5.6k words, chapter 1/2, E, please mind the tags and notes 💗

archiveofourown.org/works/62992918 #IdasOFMDfic

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Graphic for a fanfic. The background is an edited photo of a fir tree with lights in mainly teal and yellow-orange colors. The title of the fic, Ho for the Holidays, is written in the middle in red, cursive font. Above in white font and all caps is written: "Modern OFMD AU | Explicit | 6 chapters" and below "by bizarrelittlemew".

Graphic for a fanfic. The background is an edited photo of a fir tree with lights in mainly teal and yellow-orange colors. The title of the fic, Ho for the Holidays, is written in the middle in red, cursive font. Above in white font and all caps is written: "Modern OFMD AU | Explicit | 6 chapters" and below "by bizarrelittlemew".

Stede needs to find a boyfriend (or at least a date) before Christmas Eve.
Along the way, he finds a lot more.

Started on December 1st, last chapter will be on the 25th ☃️
(blown away by the response so far, thank you 🥹💖 I'm very hyped to share with you all!!)

summary and link below ⬇️ #IdasOFMDfic

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screenshot of a fic summary on AO3

Cashmere and lace
bizarrelittlemew

Summary:
Men like that didn’t usually look at Stede like that, men like that didn’t usually push Stede down on his knees in grimy alleys behind bars, men like that didn’t usually caress Stede’s face while letting him unbutton their leather pants, men like that—

As far as Stede knew, men like that didn’t usually wear lace panties and garters.

screenshot of a fic summary on AO3 Cashmere and lace bizarrelittlemew Summary: Men like that didn’t usually look at Stede like that, men like that didn’t usually push Stede down on his knees in grimy alleys behind bars, men like that didn’t usually caress Stede’s face while letting him unbutton their leather pants, men like that— As far as Stede knew, men like that didn’t usually wear lace panties and garters.

for #TakeTwoTuesday, this may actually be one of my fav things I've written, and it's just smut inspired by a tumblr post lol (post linked in the A/N) - the summary pretty much says it all ✌️

2.3k, E, PWP
archiveofourown.org/works/47972497 #Idasofmdfic #ofmdfic

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screenshot of an AO3 fic summary

First Snow
bizarrelittlemew 

Summary:
Edward wakes up to the first snowfall of the year. He cuddles a depressed Stede, who is totally just his roommate, and takes him to a nearby market.

screenshot of an AO3 fic summary First Snow bizarrelittlemew Summary: Edward wakes up to the first snowfall of the year. He cuddles a depressed Stede, who is totally just his roommate, and takes him to a nearby market.

screenshot of AO3 tags
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, References to Depression, Melancholy, Pining, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sleepy Cuddles, Domestic Fluff, They just both deserve cuddles ok, Podfic Available

screenshot of AO3 tags Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, References to Depression, Melancholy, Pining, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sleepy Cuddles, Domestic Fluff, They just both deserve cuddles ok, Podfic Available

It's been exactly two years since I posted my first ofmd fic 🥹 it's incredible to me how much it has led to, most importantly becoming part of this community and making so many wonderful friends 💖

A bite-sized (3.5k) fic, fitting for the season ❄️
archiveofourown.org/works/43216335
#Idasofmdfic

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✨️quote this post with your most kudos'd AO3 fic✨️

it feels right that it's Five Birthdays and a Funeral 🥹 it just reached a milestone recently too!!

archiveofourown.org/works/51697801 #Idasofmdfic

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new chapter, as promised!!
enjoy <3
archiveofourown.org/works/50411311/chapters/154926229
#ofmdfic #IdasOFMDfic

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Screenshot of a PDF.
Header in small caps: Republic of Pirates Medical Journal
Vol. I. Nassau, November 1717. No. 1
Original Contributions: Case Reports.

Title: A Series of Cases of Penetrating Stab Wounds of the Abdomen.
BY ROACH, M.D.†, L. SPRIGGS, M.O.A.‡
† Ship Doctor and Cook aboard the Revenge (Captained by S. Bonnet; then S. Bonnet & E. Teach; then E. Teach; then E. Teach & S. Bonnet).
‡ Cabin Boy, Scribe, and recently Medical Office Assistant aboard the Revenge, and to whom this Report was dictated by the first author.

First column:
During my service aboard the ship by the name of the Revenge, a series of unusual and interesting cases came under my care, the majority involving stab wounds of the abdomen. Here, the histories of five such cases are presented for instructive and illustrative purposes.

Case I. S.B., white male, æt. 48, admitted to the galley with a stab wound to the gut and a bruise around his neck from a noose (attempted hanging). The injuries were sustained on a Spanish navy ship during an altercation resulting from (non-literal) back-stabbing. Upon arrival, the patient was [the screenshot cuts off]

Second column:
Dr. Deathly Adder, a colleague from E.T.’s ship, the Queen Anne’s Revenge, assisted with the following procedures; the wound was treated with carbolized water in a mild solution; several lesions in the intestines were sutured (the number was not counted, and it is irrelevant in any case—the important thing is, they were sewed up); the wound was closed with several (a sufficient amount) sutures; bandages wrapped around the waist over the wound; the neck bruise assessed as superficial and not worth treatment; and the patient given opium and put on bedrest under voluntary vigilance by E.T.

Screenshot of a PDF. Header in small caps: Republic of Pirates Medical Journal Vol. I. Nassau, November 1717. No. 1 Original Contributions: Case Reports. Title: A Series of Cases of Penetrating Stab Wounds of the Abdomen. BY ROACH, M.D.†, L. SPRIGGS, M.O.A.‡ † Ship Doctor and Cook aboard the Revenge (Captained by S. Bonnet; then S. Bonnet & E. Teach; then E. Teach; then E. Teach & S. Bonnet). ‡ Cabin Boy, Scribe, and recently Medical Office Assistant aboard the Revenge, and to whom this Report was dictated by the first author. First column: During my service aboard the ship by the name of the Revenge, a series of unusual and interesting cases came under my care, the majority involving stab wounds of the abdomen. Here, the histories of five such cases are presented for instructive and illustrative purposes. Case I. S.B., white male, æt. 48, admitted to the galley with a stab wound to the gut and a bruise around his neck from a noose (attempted hanging). The injuries were sustained on a Spanish navy ship during an altercation resulting from (non-literal) back-stabbing. Upon arrival, the patient was [the screenshot cuts off] Second column: Dr. Deathly Adder, a colleague from E.T.’s ship, the Queen Anne’s Revenge, assisted with the following procedures; the wound was treated with carbolized water in a mild solution; several lesions in the intestines were sutured (the number was not counted, and it is irrelevant in any case—the important thing is, they were sewed up); the wound was closed with several (a sufficient amount) sutures; bandages wrapped around the waist over the wound; the neck bruise assessed as superficial and not worth treatment; and the patient given opium and put on bedrest under voluntary vigilance by E.T.

For my first #TakeTwoTuesday here, I'll bring back this fic I wrote as a scientific paper (with a fully formatted PDF version), a post-S1 fix-it dictated by Roach to Lucius:
archiveofourown.org/works/47671456 (1879 words, rated T)
#ofmdfic #IdasOFMDfic

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