#WeeklyWednesday the outside of the villain's lair for my game I'm working on, in case you couldn't tell lol. #gamedev #indiedev #pcgaming #gamedesign #videogames #evil #evillair #funny #jokes #igotjokes #buildings #scifi #helmetforce #foryoupage #viral #trending #spring

what do my vagina and ICE agents have in common?

they're both bloody pussies.

#jokes #igotjokes #pms #fuckice

Happy Moo-Year

#IGotJokes

But did he use his “speak n spell” phone to communicate?

#Igotjokes

Did you hear about the guy who threw his sandwich at the cop?

He was charged with assault with a deli weapon.

🤣 #IGotJokes #FollowForLessHumor

I met a really down-to-earth person today - truly a fungi!

Do you… Do you get it (Trembles)?

#puns #funny #igotjokes

#sailorpoland #lessonslearned #bts #behindthescenes #igotjokes #worldhistory #globalhistory #animatorsofbluesky

SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft explodes midflight for a second time, disrupting Florida air traffic | CNN SpaceX pulled off the rocket booster catch maneuver during its eighth test flight but the Starship spacecraft exploded over the Caribbean, according to reports from residents.

I am fully confident in Musk’s ability to get us to space - we’ll just be in debris form when we get there. #igotjokes #DOGE #musk #spacex #news #politics

@ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social My wife had a hard time shaking your performance in New Girls. Showed her a couple YouTube videos of you being soooo nice, and boom. Now she is in love with you. #Conflicted #ShaggySeduction #IGotJokes

Me: I'm having one of those "but these are really good cardboard boxes, maybe I should save them because I might need them later" moments.

Morgan Freeman: "She does not, in fact, need to add any more Chewy boxes to her collection."

#life #boxes #silly #igotjokes #ChewyBoxesAreAwesome #chewy

The ice at Wells Fargo Center has seemed to be jacked up all night. I dunno why. We had ice falling from the sky all morning here in Philly! #igotjokes #ALLCAPS

Can't spell Dei Gratia without DEI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#wockawockawocka #rimshot #igotjokes

The Headless Mooseman

#IGotJokes

You looked a lot different 25 years ago too :P
#igotjokes

No lie, told my stepdad about this thread, and we are now streaming this, and I told him we need to recruit 10 more people to rate these jurors. #mistrial #hungjury #12pissedoffdudes #edgy #jokes #igotjokes #killme #imnothigh #jkjk #doomscroll #wastedtime #yourewelcome #henryfonda #movies #trivia

I provide foster humor til they find a forever home…
Assumingly, not one made of flesh.
🙃
#igotjokes

My daily distraction post to hopefully make some1 smile & dare i say giggle
Try to find some joy today
#nfl #igotjokes #laugh #memes

Mistook this breast duct for a hare shaft……😆
#PathSky
#waaahwaaaaah
#IGotJokes

I thought Ticker was in net

#IGotJokes

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Breaking news:

Galatasaray offers to double and pay Mourinho's salary... if he remains where he's at.

#igotjokes #nonfpl

Q: How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to shoot little kids in the head and the other one to call you names.

#igotjokes

How do I teach my body that anxiety is for serious situations, not answering texts? Asking for a friend 😬💀
#funny #igotjokes #anxiety #mentalhealth #itsaproblem

Me: I’m like a puzzle with a missing piece.

Him: Don’t say that.

Me: *hands him my medical binder*

Him:

Me:

Him: Just call me Doctor House.

#Disabled #WorkingDisabled #IgotJokes

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Kerkez 12+ pointer today followed by a rapid price rise and then I move him to Andersen and upgrade Cunha to Isak.

Y'all think some guy named Andy knows how to plan but King Kong ain't got shit on me.

#fpl #tacticianthis #igotjokes

We’re all in agreement after #StormBert that if they don’t call the E one Storm Ernie they’ve missed a trick, right? #IGotJokes #WeatherHumour @bbcweather.bsky.social

Hey. Hey. Hey, you. /tugs sleeve. Hey.
What happens when you purchase a majority share of a company in Candyland 18XX?

_.~' You ice cream float it! '~._

#iGotJokes #boardgames #gamedesign 🎲✂️

Parental status has no significant effect on attitudes toward marriage and divorce per the #AmericanMarriageSurvey. Just on guilt. #igotjokes #funnycusitstrue

#dear @Women_Worldwide "if lead the kingdom" means a supportive man, great sex and cook dinner. show me where to sign. #igotjokes