Ah, to remember the glorious times of #InappropriatePASSSessions. Right, @Kendra_Little and @JenniferMcCown?
Lessons From The Past: Stories From @sqlsat After-Parties #InappropriatePASSSessions
Guaranteeing Job Security by Using fn_dblog() for Backups #InappropriatePASSSessions
How to Win at the Fireball Whiskey Competition and Still Function The Following Day #inappropriatePASSsessions
Machine Learning: Analyzing @Mike_Fal's Hair #inappropriatePASSsessions
Panel: Public Shaming of Microsoft Devs who Created The Sharepoint Database Schema #inappropriatePASSsessions
Mastering Kerberos in SQL Server: 137 simple steps to success #inappropriatePASSsessions
Lightning Talk: How to Make a Boring Meeting Stop Immediately #inappropriatePASSsessions
Upgrading your SQL Server 2008 tattoo to 2014 #inappropriatePASSsessions
Understanding SQL Server Licensing Through Legal Marijuana #inappropriatePASSsessions
Replacing all Your NVARCHAR(max) Fields with Your Momma Jokes #inappropriatePASSsessions
Getting SQL Server Healthchecks for Cheapz by pitting Consultants against each other #inappropriatePASSsessions
Getting @grrl_geek to Use Her Indoor Voice #inappropriatePASSsessions
Replace the Bacon at the PASS Meeting Room with Turkey Bacon for Great Entertainment #inappropriatePASSsessions
Hacking the Parking Ticket Machine at WSCC #inappropriatePASSsessions
How to Crash Microsoft Private Parties #inappropriatePASSsessions
How to Get Your Server's Fan to Blow. Hard. #inappropriatePASSsessions
How to Spend Your Parents' Retirement Fund on an Azure Lab #inappropriatePASSsessions
How to Avoid Breaking the CoC #inappropriatePASSsessions
Getting @PaulRandal to Kiss Your Bald Head #inappropriatePASSsessions
How to Deal with Drunk SQL Server Professionals at #sqlkaraoke parties, by @Neil_Hambly #inappropriatePASSsessions
Refactoring your database schema to be XML only #InappropriatePASSSessions #justLikeRealLife
DACPACs for fun and profit #inappropriatePASSsessions
#InappropriatePASSSessions Anything Jason Horner submits
Driving your coworker insane by changing the batch separator on SSMS #InappropriatePASSSessions
Giving yourself a raise by overcoming HR database limitations #InappropriatePASSSessions
Police your nosey boss using sysinternals tools #InappropriatePASSSessions
Optimizing page usage by rolling your own compression algorithm #InappropriatePASSSessions
Leverage pass-the-hash attacks to format your Devs hard drives #InappropriatePASSSessions
How To Get SQL Vendors To Pay For Your Drinks. Hosted by @mrdenny #InappropriatePASSsessions