Vatican Braces for JD Vance Visit, Pope Leo XIV Activates Papal Firewall After Vance’s last papal handshake led to a pontiff’s expiration, Rome prepares for "controlled proximity blessing."

JD Vance headed to first mass of AI Pope.
The Vatican has activated emergency incense and moral firewalls.
Last time he came, the Pope died.
#JDRevelations #JDVance #LeoXIV

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BREAKING: New Pope Installs Firewall, Blocks MAGA at Border of Heaven Robert Francis Prevost, aka Pope Leo XIV, is the first American Pope and already the first to trend on Threads for subtweeting Trump’s immigration policy from the Vatican.

“And lo, the VP did travel, and the Pope did perish.”
Now the new one has Wi-Fi, yerba mate, and zero tolerance for fascists.
#JDRevelations #LeoXIV
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Revelation 7: “And lo, the junior VP didst travel, and pestilence followed, and nations wept, and the Holy See expired.” #JDRevelations #jdvanceinindia

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