Meanwhile in #JesusLand

Living in fascist #Jesusland

How to get fucked over in #Jesusland

Meanwhile in #Jesusland

Isn’t it! I sought the map of N. America re-labeled and re-drawn as #JesusLand and the United States of Canada, but this one came up first. I really like how the weather red hovers over more politically red Alberta.

[Image description: A collage-style graphic featuring torn paper elements with colorful tape. Shows a laptop displaying The Walrus article “What Christian Pop Taught Me about Salvation and Shame” by Joelle Kidd, alongside promotional materials, including a photo of Joelle Kidd and the cover of JESUS LAND, which features a retro TV set design.]

New publication by MFA alum @joellekidd.bsky.social! Her article “What Christian Pop Taught Me about Salvation and Shame” is now live on @thewalrus.ca.

Joelle is the author of #JESUSLAND: STORIES FROM THE UPSIDE DOWN WORLD OF CHRISTIAN POP CULTURE.

And don’t even bother begging to be let back in. We’ll even give you the border wall you always wanted—separating #BlueAmerica from the hellhole that is #Jesusland. Get out and stay out.

The #MAGA states can have half, the non- #MAGA states can have the other half. We can have open borders, #LGBTQ rights, universal healthcare, gun control, and the right to choose. You can have total #theocracy with #Trump as your king. Call your country #Jesusland if you want.

Jesusland map - Wikipedia The Jesusland map is an Internet meme created shortly after the 2004 U.S. presidential election that satirizes the red/blue states scheme by dividing the United States and Canada into "The United States of Canada" and "Jesusland".[1] The map implies the existence of a fundamental political divide between contiguous northern and southern regions of North America, the former including both the socially liberal Canada and the West Coast, Northeastern, and Upper Midwestern U.S. states, and suggests that these states are closer in spirit to Canada than to the more conservative regions of their own country, which are characterized by the influence of Christian fundamentalism in their political and popular culture.[citation needed] The Freakonomics blog opined that the map reflected the "despair, division, and bitterness" of the election campaign and results.[2] Slate also covered the image and posited that it might be the reason the Canadian immigration website received six times its usual page views the day after the 2004 election.[3]

Thinking of this old meme a lot lately #jesusland

BIRD WATCHING WITH MARCY PHILLIPS | Muddy River TV+ Ashley, Bobby and Brittany talk about the United States of Canada vs. Jesusland and the Musk-Trump divorce (who could’ve seen that coming?). Then Marcy Phillips joins her husband, Randy, and Brittany ...

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View the exclusive deadline article by clicking the link in our bio! #rememberflorida #jesusland #deadline #juliascheers #ellaanderson #juliettelewis

Ella Anderson and Juliette Lewis will star in ‘JESUS LAND’

A drama about two siblings growing up in a strict Christian home in 1980s Indiana

#JesusLand

It should be called the United States of #Megasota but it's there than that, I'm on board!

(Also, a very interesting look at how removing a handful of states would remove the #USA - I mean #Jesusland- as the largest #GDP in the world)

Introducing The United States of Canada - USC created by merging Canada with 19 States (WA, OR, CA, HI, MN, WI, IL, MI, PN, NY, NJ, DE, MY, CT, RI, MA, VT, NH, ME) - Jesusland from the remaining of US States USC Stats: - Population of 184 million - GDP of over $11 Trillion, second only to China - GDP per capita double that of Jesusland - Energy self sufficient - Tech, finance and media dominance - Unbeatable at hockey (and curling)

Introducing The United States of #Canada (#USC and #Jesusland)

#uspolitics

(Found on reddit.com/r/canadapoliticshumour/. Alt text added)

Now more than ever
#Tariffs
#jesusland
#USC

#JesusLand #Memoir #FilmAdaptation #ComingSoon #bannedbooks #indiemovie #bookadaptation #basedonatruestory #newyorktimesbestseller #film #movie

#Jesusland and the #UnitedStatesOfCanada have changed a lot in the last 20 years

#UnitedStatesofCanada should leave #Jesusland behind and join the rest of us in the 21st century.

#Jesusland (red) and the #UnitedStatesofCanada from Wikipedia (some versions put #Alberta in the USofC)

In the Free People’s Holy Republic of #Jesusland, being poor is a sin.

pregnant women from the #Jesusland side from going over the border to the secular nation to get an abortion.

Now see HERE we AGREE. I think a 15 to 20 year PEACEFUL process of #Disunion would be best. Then YOUR kind can establish the theocratic state you want. How to fund that nation is going to be interesting seeing as how most of the #JesusLand aligned states GET more money from the feds than they give.