Nothing hurts more than being called a “dumb head” by a 7 year old at a Passover Party…/j #aprilfools #shitpost #justhappened #joke #lol

The Shower Was Just a Warm-Up for Sweating.

#Sweaty #Humidity #ShowerStruggles #GettingReady #HotWeatherProblems #Spongebob #Relatable #Funny #Humor #CleanButNotForLong #TheStruggleIsReal #PostShower #SummerProblems #BodyOdorConcern #JustHappened

Mule deer buck walking down a freshly plowed city sidewalk.

So, this one time on the way home from the grocery store...🤷

#BushDonkey #JustHappened

File this one under "Things You Randomly Walk Past on a University Campus."

#WesternU #StarWars #DueloftheFates #JustHappened

Breaking news: Molly Shannon just came through the farmer’s market and she was the sweetest #justhappened

Pro radio broadcasting tip: if you notice the studio wall calendar is still showing the wrong month, don't change it immediately before you have to do a live break. Because there's a non-zero chance that it'll then fall off and make a freaky commotion while you're on the air.

#justhappened

That moment where your baby sister sings a song that gets you all verklempt. #JustHappened ##SoProud (@g2gevy)

Nothing more devastating than becoming Pokemon Master and waking up to find it was all a dream. #justhappened

That moment where you sneeze and you see lights dancing in front of your eyes. #justhappened

Have you ever had conversations in your marriage where you have no clue what your spouse is talking about? #justhappened

The moment you put socks on your christmas list is moment your childhood is officially over #justhappened

My date: Is that you or Madison snoring?
#JustHappened

Text from #Oklahoma Aunt living in #LA: Shoes and a weapon. Shopping in la is always an adventure! #JustHappened

Me: Are we going to pick big pumpkin.
My Date: Those pumpkins are just grotesque.
#JustHappened

The flight attendant asked if I had a nice nap, that's code for "you snored the entire flight." #JustHappened

"you were so much better than that review said!"

#truestory #justhappened

Me to woman in ladies room whose hair & dress is all wet: you ok? Woman: yes my sister just threw a drink on me. #JustHappened

Showgirls sign: hundreds of beautiful girls & three ugly ones. #JustHappened

Seriously someone just took off with my cart at Target. #JustHappened #Bastard

Why yes there was a man walking through the airport with a surgical mask on. #JustHappened

Man to woman at the bar: What do you do? Woman to man: I'm on welfare #JustHappened

PRO TIP: Don't run out of gas, or else a timely police officer will need to push you up a hill so that nobody dies. #justhappened

1980's mustang. Shirtless Dude. AC/DC. White Sunglasses.... #justhappened

RT @Ronnie_baby: U ever send a text & right after u press send u wish u cld take it back #justhappened