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Teacher: Who invented Gymnastics?
Student: Jim.
#Joke #humour #justjoking.

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My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology […]

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Somewhere, there’s a young actor named LeBron B James, and in 20 years he’s going to win the Best Actor Oscar, and we’ll be arguing over who is the better actor.
#JustJoking 😂
Congrats to #MichaelBJordan. Well deserved!! #Sinners #Oscars

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#JustJoking Now that I have established the new nation of Pacifica, which should include California, Hawaii, Oregon, and Washington, I wonder if the citizens should be able to vote directly on certain issues using secure technology. Would a direct vote be a useful approach to democracy?

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#JustJoking Let us call my fantasy nation Pacifica. It would require a period of national service of all of its citizens, but not necessarily in the military. There are many types of service that would be useful, and even instructive to the citizens.

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#JustJoking In my fantasy Pacific state a Supreme Court would have term limits, as would other elective offices.

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#JustJoking When the Pacific states assemble a new governmental system I would expect that they would leverage progressive technology to create a more responsive democracy. In this day and age legislators should easily be able to cast votes and do business using secure communication networks.

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#JustJoking I’m leaning towards California becoming an independent nation and taking back our gold from Fort Knox. We will require some of our nuclear weapons as well because we’re not gonna make the same commitment that Ukraine did. Maybe Oregon, Washington, and Hawaii would like to join us.

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We'll have a lot of "kaputte Kaffeemaschine" in space by that time. #justjoking

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THE RUTLES - Cheese And Onions (1969)
THE RUTLES - Cheese And Onions (1969) YouTube video by RUT4

#BreakingKindSongs
#MusicChallenge #MusicSky

January 2️⃣6️⃣ - Song from an artist/band that has any connection to the Beatles.

Cheese And Onions - The Rutles

As everyone knows, The Beatles were very heavily influenced by The Rutles. 😁

#JustJoking #Humor #Music #DirkNastyStigBarry #Rutles4Ever

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Name a #Doctor with amnesia?
Answer: #DrWho
#joke #humour #justjoking.

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Nå jeg er i udlandet, leder jeg altid efter andre pakistanere.
På besøg i USA, besøgte jeg derfor forskellige 7-11's.
Der var INGEN pakistanere tilbage. Der var kun mexicanere.

De stjæler vores jobs !!!!!

Udtalelse fra MAPA-Kamran.
#MakeAmericaPakistaniAgain
#sorry #justjoking 😊

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#justjoking

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Not mu cup of tea...

#justjoking

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What do you call an #app that says sorry all the time?
Answer: App-ologise.
#joke , #humour, #justjoking

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#justjoking ...un peu comme dans les projets informatiques...

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Trump's White House Press Secretary Reveals Her Failed Campaign Spent $200K in Illicit Contributions On Thursday, Karoline Leavitt’s failed congressional campaign amended every FEC filing it had ever made to reveal that she failed to disclose hundreds of thousands of dollars in excessive contribution...

KKKaroline really likes to lean into that #JustJoking abuser's dodge
SHE owes the American people $200K
www.notus.org/whitehouse/t...

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Trump's White House Press Secretary Reveals Her Failed Campaign Spent $200K in Illicit Contributions On Thursday, Karoline Leavitt’s failed congressional campaign amended every FEC filing it had ever made to reveal that she failed to disclose hundreds of thousands of dollars in excessive contribution...

That is the right #FollowUpQuestion

Also KKKaroline really likes to lean into that #JustJoking abuser's dodge
SHE owes the American people $200K
www.notus.org/whitehouse/t...

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Trump's White House Press Secretary Reveals Her Failed Campaign Spent $200K in Illicit Contributions On Thursday, Karoline Leavitt’s failed congressional campaign amended every FEC filing it had ever made to reveal that she failed to disclose hundreds of thousands of dollars in excessive contribution...

KKKaroline really likes to lean into that #JustJoking abuser's dodge
SHE owes the American people $200K
www.notus.org/whitehouse/t...

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Trump's White House Press Secretary Reveals Her Failed Campaign Spent $200K in Illicit Contributions On Thursday, Karoline Leavitt’s failed congressional campaign amended every FEC filing it had ever made to reveal that she failed to disclose hundreds of thousands of dollars in excessive contribution...

The APA owes Dr. @bandylee.bsky.social an apology for silencing her when she tried to warn the country in 2016

Also KKKaroline really likes to lean into that #JustJoking abuser's dodge
SHE owes the American people $200K
www.notus.org/whitehouse/t...

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Trump's White House Press Secretary Reveals Her Failed Campaign Spent $200K in Illicit Contributions On Thursday, Karoline Leavitt’s failed congressional campaign amended every FEC filing it had ever made to reveal that she failed to disclose hundreds of thousands of dollars in excessive contribution...

KKKaroline really likes to lean into that #JustJoking abuser's dodge
SHE owes the American people $200K
www.notus.org/whitehouse/t...

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Trump's White House Press Secretary Reveals Her Failed Campaign Spent $200K in Illicit Contributions On Thursday, Karoline Leavitt’s failed congressional campaign amended every FEC filing it had ever made to reveal that she failed to disclose hundreds of thousands of dollars in excessive contribution...

KKKaroline really likes to lean into that #JustJoking abuser's dodge
SHE owes the American people $200K
www.notus.org/whitehouse/t...

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KKKaroline really likes to lean into that #JustJoking abuser's dodge
SHE owes the American people $200K
www.notus.org/whitehouse/t...

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Friend 1: My chair sounds squeaky.
Friend 2: That's because it's squeaky clean.
#Joke, #humour, #justjoking

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Not the Aston Villa Leisure Centre?!! 😱 #JustJoking 😜😄 How many people did the leisure centre hold? I'm curious now - was that gig early on in their career or much later? 🤔

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