C/S "car looks like it's squatting." #justrolledintotheshop Except it was my driveway, not a shop, since I'm not a mechanic. I'm experienced enough to spot the big stuff, though, and this was an easy one.

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .

jesus fuckety christ

I've spent the last few week refactoring our linux SOE build that finally grew utterly unmaintainable, and some of the crap in here is absolutely terrifying

#thereifixedit #justrolledintotheshop #siteinspections

#IncludeGainForceQuiet
This car I won at a sci-fi convention puzzles me. When I try to gain some acceleration, I hear this quiet whisper in my head to "use the force" and then weird, heavy breathing noises instead of the engine growl? #AskAMechanic #JustRolledIntoTheShop

#justrolledintotheshop

#customerstates that they just need a rebalance. Do not inspect vehicle, just balance 4 tires/wheels

Me: okies then