My wife: "something about a moose"

Me: "wait who's a mooose?"

My child (17): Jared Padalecki

🤣🤣🫠

#SPNFamily #Supernatural #SPN #AKF #JaredPadalecki #KidsSay

I turn 50 soon & I FINALLY have a few gray hairs showing. I love them but 2 of my kiddos got upset when I talked about. Why? I asked…
“Gray hair means you’re getting older and I cannot tolerate thinking about you being gone.”
OH. 🥺
I’ll shut up now. Kthxbye
#aging #kidssay #parenting

Took the kid out to eat. When we were finishing up…
7yo: man, I’m packed.
Me: packed?
7yo: *pats tummy* yeah I ate too much
Me: oh, you mean stuffed, not packed.

I will forever be packed after a big meal.

#kids #kidssay #funnykid

“Mom, wanna know something? I’ve been sitting down all day. I’m gonna do some T-posing.” (and then he did) #KidsSay

my son has rebranded piggyback rides as “mom jockey” #KidsSay

I’m going to be devastated when 10yo finally stops referring to sweeping as “brooming” #KidsSay

8yo didn’t know the term “accent color,” so he described it as “the designer used pink as a seasoning” and actually his way is way better. #KidsSay

8yo: “Mom did you bring my water bottle into the car?”
me: “Oh no, I didn’t! I’m sorry bud.”
8yo (in the dryest, parchiest voice you can imagine) “why have you left me to perish…..” #KidsSay

a woman and a child are sitting on a couch with a teddy bear . Alt: a woman and a child are sitting on a couch with a teddy bear and the child gasps.

Today's episode of "the kid said what now?!?"
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Me: (bringing out the skunk pelt)

6yo girl: ***gasp*** WHAT DID YOU DO???

Me: 😶

little mam! I didn't DO anything. 😂The pelt was donated to me.

#kids #mammals #education #kidssay

8yo earlier: “It’s 4:04! Make an error 😁” #KidsSay

Picture of android Auto Spotify player, showing the trolls world tour playlist "Now Playing" Crazy Train (Ozzy Osbourne). As sung by Rachel Bloom

My kids: mom how do you know ALL the words to the trolls songs 😭😂 #parentsky #kidssay

Conversation with my daughter on the walk\wheel to school, "so Andromeda and the Milky Way will crash into each other?"
"Yes, eventually. And merge."
"The new galaxy will be the Andromeda Latte!"

Universe simulation folks take note - this is the new name #universe #kidssay #astro

7yo adding salt to cucumber slices: “This is gourmet.” #KidsSay

"Supercalifragilistic osteoporosis" is my new favorite thing my kid has said.
#kidssay #parentingwin

9yo in the checkout lane at the grocery store: “Mom, you gotta ask if they have. You know. The good stuff.” (she means stickers) #KidsSay

Just had an 8 yo ask me if I’d rather jump over someone or lick a glue stick…i dont know how he came up with that question but im glad he asked me #kidssay

This morning, I told my 9yo that I wasn't a Live, Laugh, Love mother.

Deadass responds "Yeah. You're a Die, Suffer, Hate mom."

Tfw you wanna be mad, but can't because Damn That Was Clever. 😒 🤣
#kidssay #lol