I turn 50 soon & I FINALLY have a few gray hairs showing. I love them but 2 of my kiddos got upset when I talked about. Why? I asked…
“Gray hair means you’re getting older and I cannot tolerate thinking about you being gone.”
OH. 🥺
I’ll shut up now. Kthxbye
#aging #kidssay #parenting
Took the kid out to eat. When we were finishing up…
7yo: man, I’m packed.
Me: packed?
7yo: *pats tummy* yeah I ate too much
Me: oh, you mean stuffed, not packed.
I will forever be packed after a big meal.
#kids #kidssay #funnykid
“Mom, wanna know something? I’ve been sitting down all day. I’m gonna do some T-posing.” (and then he did) #KidsSay
my son has rebranded piggyback rides as “mom jockey” #KidsSay
I’m going to be devastated when 10yo finally stops referring to sweeping as “brooming” #KidsSay
8yo didn’t know the term “accent color,” so he described it as “the designer used pink as a seasoning” and actually his way is way better. #KidsSay
8yo: “Mom did you bring my water bottle into the car?”
me: “Oh no, I didn’t! I’m sorry bud.”
8yo (in the dryest, parchiest voice you can imagine) “why have you left me to perish…..” #KidsSay
Today's episode of "the kid said what now?!?"
************
Me: (bringing out the skunk pelt)
6yo girl: ***gasp*** WHAT DID YOU DO???
Me: 😶
little mam! I didn't DO anything. 😂The pelt was donated to me.
#kids #mammals #education #kidssay
8yo earlier: “It’s 4:04! Make an error 😁” #KidsSay
Picture of android Auto Spotify player, showing the trolls world tour playlist "Now Playing" Crazy Train (Ozzy Osbourne). As sung by Rachel Bloom
My kids: mom how do you know ALL the words to the trolls songs 😭😂 #parentsky #kidssay
Conversation with my daughter on the walk\wheel to school, "so Andromeda and the Milky Way will crash into each other?"
"Yes, eventually. And merge."
"The new galaxy will be the Andromeda Latte!"
Universe simulation folks take note - this is the new name #universe #kidssay #astro
7yo adding salt to cucumber slices: “This is gourmet.” #KidsSay
"Supercalifragilistic osteoporosis" is my new favorite thing my kid has said.
#kidssay #parentingwin
9yo in the checkout lane at the grocery store: “Mom, you gotta ask if they have. You know. The good stuff.” (she means stickers) #KidsSay
Just had an 8 yo ask me if I’d rather jump over someone or lick a glue stick…i dont know how he came up with that question but im glad he asked me #kidssay
