Calling me...

Slut = Elbow to the face

My Little Slut = Me in a puddle at your feet

#knowingishalfthebattle

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I was watching a couple GIJoe cartoons last night and had the thought: If General Flagg had ever ordered Duke to deploy to Los Angeles or Minneapolis to "keep the peace", Duke would have punched that fucker in the face. Why can't soldiers today aspire to be like Duke?

#KnowingIsHalfTheBattle

…I know I’m not the only one! 😅

#gijoe #arah #knowingishalfthebattle #actionfigures #toys

For everyone's attention for what is happening and what's to come. We even have these folks on here (hiding in plain sight).
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If your condolence starts with "A very bad thing happened, but..."

You should stop. Right away.

#themoreyouknow #knowingishalfthebattle #whatareyoustupidyeahthoughtso

#Knowingishalfthebattle

Yep, I noticed that too! 😀 You're quite observant. When I render them the next time, I'll change the prompt settings for the camera type from "iPhone" to "Samsung" and see if that helps. 😀 Thanks for the critique! #KnowingIsHalfTheBattle

Did not know Czech's sliced their dumplings. #KnowingIsHalfTheBattle

This is a llaut, a traditional Balearic/Catalan fishing boat.

There, that’s something you now know that you didn’t know before. #partyfact #knowingishalfthebattle

Wow. I had those exact toys when I was a kid. Some of them would change colour in the sunlight. Thanks for the trip down memory lane. #KnowingIsHalfTheBattle #GIJoe

Physical media pickup.

Also an incredibly deep cut.

#KnowingIsHalfTheBattle

Nick Offerman (“Ron Swanson”) was on The Daily Show talking about Frumps cuts to our National Parks: “You cut $267 million to get back $90 million. Now, I'm no mathematician, but I believe that's called s*******g the bed.”
That’s exactly what it is!

#knowingishalfthebattle

Dawned on me that some of y'all might not know how A GROUP OF #PUGS IS CALLED A "GRUMBLE."
#TheMoreYouKnow
#KnowingIsHalfTheBattle

Picture of 3-3/4-inch G.I. Joe action figure "Scoop" combat information specialst, holding 1980s-sized video camera and wearing goggles and helmet. Scoop is placed in front of a 3D-printed "Jersey barrier" with an incised "Kilroy" graffito. The barrier is designed as a military challenge-coin display. In the photo is a coin from the Iowa's 2-34th Brigade Combat Team, 34th Infantry "Red Bull" Division. Designed by soldier-citizen and painter Marvin Cone during WWI, the "Red Bull" emblem is a red buffalo skull inset a black Mexican water vase called an "Olla." The division motto is "Attack! Attack! Attack!"

Here's your weekend safety brief: "Attack! Attack! Attack!"

Challenge coin by Iowa's 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 34th Infantry "Red Bull" Division

Scale Jersey-barrier “Kilroy was Here” challenge-coin holder by linktr.ee/warmurals

#gijoe #knowingishalfthebattle #veteranslife #kilroy #kilroywashere

Tosche Station & Echo Base are safe places to avoid bad luck, curses, & the occasional supernatural embodiments of relentless evil. But on #FridayThe13th always watch your 6 just in case.
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#KnowingIsHalfTheBattle
#TheOtherHalfIsAvoidingHorrorTropes
#HeadsOnSwivel #ToscheNation

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I think we’re witnessing Cobra’s origin story from GI Joe and Elon becoming the Commander #Elon #Musk #Trump #YoJoe #knowingishalfthebattle

I just checked. Apparently English still uses the latin-derived "onion". I guess the visigoths carried their heathen "cebolas" with them straight through until they conquered all of transalpine Europe, clear to the Atlantic. #KnowingIsHalfTheBattle

SO MUCH LICKING!
Here's another AI-generated clip for you!
#gijoe #gijoenews #gijoearah #gijoeclassified #knowingishalfthebattle #dic #90scartoons

NEW OLD JOES!
#gijoe #gijoenews #gijoearah #gijoeclassified #knowingishalfthebattle #toycollecting #spytroops

What's your live action Joe idea?!?
#gijoe #gijoenews #gijoearah #gijoeclassified #knowingishalfthebattle #toycollecting #marvelcomics #borovia

THE CANNON EACAPE!
#gijoe #gijoenews #gijoearah #gijoeclassified #knowingishalfthebattle #toycollecting #marvelcomics #borovia

BREAKING NEWS:
TARGET AND NECA HAULATHON 2025 DEBRIEFING - WHAT DID WE LEARN? (SPOILER: NOTHING HAS CHANGED)
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#toyfarce #target #neca #haulathon #haulathon2025 #debriefing #whatdidwelearn #knowingishalfthebattle

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In my quest to aquire licenses/credentials/knowledge, I'm going to spend time this summer getting my ham radio license and my boating license - just because I can. Any other suggestions from the peanut gallery? #getallthelicenses #gottacatchthemall #knowledgeispower #knowingishalfthebattle

BOROVIA!
#gijoe #gijoenews #gijoearah #gijoeclassified #knowingishalfthebattle #toycollecting #marvelcomics #borovia

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SECRETS OF SCRAP-IRON!
#gijoe #gijoenews #gijoearah #gijoeclassified #knowingishalfthebattle #toycollecting #cobratheenemy #scrapiron

Best villain name ever?!?
#gijoe #gijoenews #gijoearah #gijoeclassified #knowingishalfthebattle #toycollecting

A still from GI Joe where a Joe is telling children that “knowing is half the battle.”

Quicksand. Microfilm. Cyanide capsules in hollow teeth.

Growing up, these were things I imagined worrying about as an adult.

If I’d only known.

#knowingishalfthebattle