Oriol

@uri-all.bsky.social

1 year ago

SELECT 'Rewatch The Office' AS plan
FROM couch
WHERE deadlines = 'Tomorrow';

UPDATE priorities
SET value = 'Postponed'
WHERE episode_count > 3;

DELETE FROM progress
WHERE motivation IS NULL;

COMMIT PROCRASTINATION;
ROLLBACK RESPONSIBILITY;

#LazyQueries #JustOneMoreEpisode