Apparently I’ve watched 549,424 minutes of TV. That’s 1 year, 16 days, and 13 hours.

Thanks #Hobi—I didn’t need that existential math, but okay.

Here’s what I learned, what I’ve watched, and why I have zero regrets:
📺 buff.ly/4tyUgjF

#StreamingStats #TVTracker #JustOneMoreEpisode

My toxic trait? I’ll start a show, check how many seasons it has, and still act surprised when it takes over my entire life. 📺😂 #JustOneMoreEpisode

SELECT 'Rewatch The Office' AS plan
FROM couch
WHERE deadlines = 'Tomorrow';

UPDATE priorities
SET value = 'Postponed'
WHERE episode_count > 3;

DELETE FROM progress
WHERE motivation IS NULL;

COMMIT PROCRASTINATION;
ROLLBACK RESPONSIBILITY;

#LazyQueries #JustOneMoreEpisode

Me: I’m going to be productive today.
Also me: takes a 3-hour nap, reorganizes my desk, and watches 7 episodes of a show 🤡 #JustOneMoreEpisode

I'm lost in an endless stream of The Big Bang Theory thanks to @netflix #JustOneMoreEpisode