So the #CrookedCrapweasel reckons his none-existent reputation has been hurt by a programme that wasn’t screened in the US over a year ago & the #MangoMussolini has … *checks notes* … enlisted #LettuceLizzy in his fight.
😂😂😂
Leegul news: #LettuceLizzy Truss launches legal action against 8 supermarket chains for placing her signature on top of their delicious Easter buns.
Spare a thought for #LettuceLizzy Truss who’s just lost her title as the world’s most epic Economic Bunglecunt to a mentally defective dotard toddler in a diaper!
One thing the whole 4nations can be united on..... Is we'd all be better off Without #LettuceLizzy
I think that friends of #LettuceLizzy (assuming she has any) need to stage an intervention: she’s clearly not a well woman!
I see that the increasingly demented #LettuceLizzy is now claiming that the ban on single-use plastic straws were responsible for the shellacking the Tories received … *checks notes* …6 years later.
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Reckon it’s long past the point when we launch #LettuceLizzy towards the sun.
If she quibbles about the heat we can just tell her we’ll send her at night.
If you want to know how badly the #DespicableMicroMaggot fucked up today: try to imagine #LettuceLizzy or #CaesarArsegustus making a transphobic ‘joke’ in the presence of a bereaved parent.
Execrable as he is, even the #AlbinoShitgibbon would be loathe to cross that line!
#LettuceLizzy preparing to go onto the stage for the “We’re dead popular honest, so stop lobbing bricks at us!” event in London today.
I see the Prime Miniature has approved #LettuceLizzy handing out gongs to her mates.
At a rate of one for every four and a half days of her disastrous time in number 10.
Still, as far as I know, she didn’t hand her own daughter a peerage.