Failing president appoints failed prime minister

#WhatCouldGoWrong
#LettucePray
#CantBeTrussted

😩😩 #lettucepray

Looks like the people of Manchester aren't buying the nonsense pedalled by Starmer. Aping Reform doesn't work, I swear they see good engagement on Twitter as what's popular with the public.

Any bets on how long he'll last, should we bring out a lettuce again?
#lettucepray #labour #votegreen

#Lettucepray 🙏🏽 lmao

Same! #LettucePray for a better season next year. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

#LettucePray he’s still available. He was taking care of Energy matters at Odey Asset Management, got fed up stoking boilers, but can still be found at the #GarrickClub looking splendid at the entrance in his new uniform.

The travel itineraries are coming in for this new year and I could not be more excited! I am BELIEVING I will make these trips even though my $$$ is all tied up in home renovation and a new car. #lettucepray 🙏🏾

a man wearing glasses is eating lettuce from a plastic container with chopsticks . ALT: a man wearing glasses is eating lettuce from a plastic container with chopsticks .

Maybe that Red Raider Big 12 title will give Patrick a boost for Sunday night?

#LettucePray

a man is sitting on a couch smoking a cigarette and pointing . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch smoking a cigarette and pointing .

Okay. . . I need y'all to talk to whatever spirits you know and hope that I don't gotta go back downtown to give blood tomorrow, since I fucked up and stopped bleeding, today lol

#LettucePray

#LettucePray

🥺 🥺 fingers and toes crossed! #lettucepray

(Thank you 😊🥳)

a man wearing an orange shirt that says orange and blue skies on it ALT: a man wearing an orange shirt that says orange and blue skies on it

#LettucePray #OrangeandBlueSkies

#lettucepray

#LettucePray

Ok. I called the 800 number. Tl;dr – it’s all up to the discretion of the agency & even individual worker. So, not unusual to have to wait a few days.

#LettucePray

#LettucePray

Let’s keep an eye on this my beloved family members and fellow members of the human race #lettucepray #dadjoke

a man wearing glasses is eating lettuce from a plastic container with chopsticks . ALT: a man wearing glasses is eating lettuce from a plastic container with chopsticks .

Surely that should be "Lettuce hope he knows his cos from his sin"?

#LettucePray

#JDVance and #LizTruss, whom both LOVE ME very much, are NOT responsible for killing the #QUEEN and #POPE. I don’t know how they both DIED within hours of meeting my minions, but it must be a COINCIDENCE.

#MAGA #LettucePray #JDPopeKiller

a woman wearing a neon green sweater is sitting in a chair with her eyes closed ALT: a woman wearing a neon green sweater is sitting in a chair with her eyes closed

#lettucepray

.
#LettucePray it's a disaster! 😀

#LizTruss

#lettucepray

#lettucepray

New Pork Markets just landed. #LettucePray

#lettucepray #gettinmyfatbitchon

Waiting for someone to do Truss, with plastic straws.

Hurry up Bluesky 🥬 #TrussEnomics #MadBadAndDangerous #TuftonStreet #LettucePray

He absolutely did, but he had no idea what he was doing and ultimately was put there by #Truss. Liz Truss. Who #crashed the #economy.

Blaming him would be like blaming the labrador put in charge of driving the bus. Better to blame the person who put it in that position.

#lettucepray

#LettucePray that the power doesn't go out

Trussonomics, lasting as long as a lettuce, wrecked mortgages and the lives of millions of Brits. The fact that Truss seriously paid lawyers to do this is a stunning achievement of stupidity. #LizTruss #KeirStarmer #behaveyourself #desperate #lettucepray #NewWorldPolitics