Lucifer is so useless.

Did any of HIS plans to get Dad to talk to us actually work?

NO

Do you know which plan DID get Dad to actually come and speak to us?

That's right, MINE

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Humans!

You don't have to waste your money on over priced coffee & Designer suits.

You can get it all for less using the Internet. It all looks the same anyway, so no one will be able to tell. See, this person made a guide:

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Cain is a neanderthal that's barely computer literate. I'm going to do this properly

Also, why is my brother still so popular?

Did you know he out sourced this to fans? He could have done it himself if he wanted. He's so lazy.

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Don't worry, mortals.

You have been saved from the vile creature Cain, by The Archangel Michael.

I will protect you from both him and that immature, overdressed peacock you call Lucifer and I have the misfortune to call brother.

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