Satirical Planet News: Weather Monday 16 March 2026 Grey Now, Spring Later, Britain Briefly Becomes Ibiza With Trust Issues

Good morning Leg’ends,

The United Kingdom is spending Monday in a mood best described as moist resentment.
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UK has warmest spring on record and driest in 50 years as climate change bites England had its driest spring in more than 100 years, while UK-wide there were also record levels of sunshine for the season.

UK has warmest spring on record and driest in 50 years as climate change bites uk.news.yahoo.com/uk-warmest-s... #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis #SevereWeather #MiniHeatwave #Spring #Drought #England #UK

Climate change and arson: The deadly cocktail leaving Wales' hillsides scorched Experts spoke about the causes of the huge problems with fires on hillsides and forestry there have been so far this year

[UK] Climate change and arson: The deadly cocktail leaving Wales' hillsides scorched www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-n... via #ClimateCrisis #SevereWeather #GlobalWarming #Heatwave #Wildfire #Grassfire #Arson #MiniHeatwave #ClimateCymru #CwmRheidol #Ceredigion #Wales

Mini heatwave to hit UK as Brits finally wave goodbye to April showers The temperature anomaly map shows a deep shade of red across most of the British Isles that evening, which mark the start of the May Day bank holiday weekend. A 'mini heatwave' is set to hit the UK f...

Mini heatwave to hit UK as Brits finally wave goodbye to April showers
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Massive fire that hit Powys hillside 'has left ecosystems devastated' A fire 400 times the size of Cardiff's Principality Stadium will continue to be felt by wildlife in Powys for hundreds of years.

[Wales] Massive fire that hit Powys hillside 'has left ecosystems devastated' www.countytimes.co.uk/news/2509731... via #ClimateCrisis #SevereWeather #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Drought #MiniHeatwave #AbergwesynCommon #Powys #Wales

Whole ecosystems ‘decimated’ by huge rise in UK wildfires Blazes in some parts of the country are up by 1,200% since last year, as charities warn about effects on wildlife

Whole ecosystems ‘decimated’ by huge rise in UK wildfires theguardian.com/uk-news/2025... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #Ecosystems #Decimation #Wales #Scotland #Ireland #England

Moors fire latest as orange clouds fill the air with firefighters battling blaze Moors fire causes smoke seen for miles around

[UK] Yorkshire: Moors fire latest as orange clouds fill the air with firefighters battling blaze www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-n... via #ClimateCrisis #SevereWeather #Wildfire #Drought #MiniHeatwave #Holmfirth #Wessenden #Marsden #Yorkshire #Moors #England

UK may be on track to see worst year for wildfires, figures show As of Monday there have been 115 blazes and an area of more than 96 square miles (24,890 hectares) has been scorched since January 1.

UK may be on track to see worst year for wildfires, figures show uk.news.yahoo.com/uk-may-track... via #ClimateCrisis #SevereWeather #Wildfire #Drought #MiniHeatwave #Salford #Manchester #Coalville #Leicestershire #England #Galloway #Scotland #Mourne #Ireland #Wales

UK wildfires: 112 and counting leave an area bigger than Liverpool burnt Weeks of warm weather and dry vegetation left over from winter mean Britain is heading towards its worst year for wildfires on record

[Paywall..] UK wildfires: 112 and counting leave an area bigger than Liverpool burnt www.thetimes.com/uk/environme... via #ClimateCrisis #SevereWeather #Wildfire #Drought #MiniHeatwave #Salford #Manchester #Coalville #Leicestershire #Warwickshire #England #Galloway #Scotland #Ireland #Wales

Fire Service attends 26 gorse fires on Saturday The Fire Service responded to 26 reports of gorse fires overnight on Saturday, following a spate of wildfires over the last week.

[Northern Ireland] Fire Service attends 26 gorse fires on Saturday > www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/norther... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Gorsefire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #CoLondonderry #MourneMountains #BlackMountain #CoArmagh #NorthernIreland

Britain faces extreme fire risk through the weekend > www.msn.com/en-us/weathe... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Gorsefire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #Scotland #Ireland #Wales #England

Fire crews battling wildfire on Benarty Hill A WILDFIRE has broken out on Benarty Hill.

[Scotland] Fife: SFRS battling wildfire on Benarty Hill www.centralfifetimes.com/news/2508459... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #BenartyHill #Ballingry #Fife #Scotland

Fire crews battle wildfire which broke out near gas plant Four appliances were sent to the scene near St Fergus Gas Plant on Friday afternoon.

[Scotland] Aberdeenshire: Fire crews battle wildfire which broke out near gas plant news.stv.tv/north/firefi... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #StFergus #Peterhead #Aberdeenshire #Scotland

Almost 300 wild fires tackled in Northern Ireland in one week Almost 300 wild fires have been tackled in Northern Ireland in one week. These include a blaze in the Mourne Mountains in Co Down last weekend which sparked a major incident and saw people evacuated f...

Almost 300 wild fires tackled in Northern Ireland in one week www.ireland-live.ie/news/norther... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Gorsefire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #MourneMountains #CoDown #Draperstown #CoLondonderry #Newtownhamilton #CoArmagh #NorthernIreland

Firefighters tackling Blackwater wildfire *UPDATE 16:00* Firefighters are currently tackling a large heathland fire in Blackwater, Camberley. The first call alerting us to the blaze came into the

[UK] Hampshire: Firefighters tackling Blackwater wildfire www.hantsfire.gov.uk/incident/fir... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #Woodside #Blackwater #Camberley #Hampshire #England #UK

PICTURES: Thurso wildfire reignites a day later After firefighters successfully extinguished a moorland blaze at Thurso yesterday, another has erupted in the same area.

[Scotland] Thurso wildfire reignites a day later www.johnogroat-journal.co.uk/news/picture... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #Pennyland #Ormlie #Thurso #Highlands #Scotland

Fire crews battle wildfire overnight as people urged to close doors and windows Multiple fire engines were called to tackle the blaze near Maentwrog which was 500 metres long

[Wales] Gwynedd: Fire crews battle wildfire overnight as people urged to close doors and windows > www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-n... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #MiniHeatwave #Maentwrog #Gwynedd #Wales

Public urged to be vigilant after 'significant' wildfires Vigilance has been urged after firefighters tackled further significant...

[Northern Ireland Wildfires] Public urged to be vigilant after 'significant' wildfires. 53 yesterday. hellorayo.co.uk/cool-fm/loca... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Gorsefire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #Draperstown #CoLondonderry #Newtownhamilton #CoArmagh #NorthernIreland

Huge wildfire erupts in Cumbernauld woodlands and seen for miles - live updates The Scottish Fire and Rescue Service last night urged locals not to alert their control room after receiving a large number of repeat calls and have since advised members of the public to "avoid the a...

[Scotland] Huge wildfire erupts in Cumbernauld woodlands and seen for miles - live updates www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #FannysideLoch #Cumbernauld #NorthLanarkshire #Scotland

Moorland fire rages as firefighters rush to scene to battle blaze Firefighters are tackling several moorland fires tonight

[UK] Lancashire: Moorland fire rages as firefighters rush to scene to battle blaze www.lancs.live/news/lancash... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #Rossendale #Kirklees #Huddersfield #Denshaw #Oldham #England #UK

Fire crews race to huge wildfire near Edinburgh as smoke billows into sky Smoke was seen rising from Pentland Hills at around 7pm on Thursday as shocked locals watched on from their homes.

[Scotland] Fire crews race to huge wildfire near Edinburgh as smoke billows into sky www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #PentlandHills #WarklawHill #Edinburgh #Scotland

Firefighters tackling five ongoing gorse fires across NI The Northern Ireland Fire and Rescue Service are dealing with a number of gorse fires this afternoon.

[Ireland] Firefighters tackling five ongoing gorse fires across NI www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/norther... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Gorsefire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #Newtownhamilton #CountyArmagh #Dungannon #Portadown #Belfast #NorthernIreland

Large wildfire breaks out on Isle of Arran near popular walking route Emergency services were called to reports of a grass fire near Glen Rosa at around 12.42pm on Thursday.

[Scotland] Large wildfire breaks out on Isle of Arran near popular walking route news.stv.tv/west-central... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #GlenRosa #IsleOfArran #Scotland

Firefighters battle island wildfire spanning a mile for third day Emergency services were called to reports of a grass fire off the A844 at around 8.03am on Tuesday.

[Scotland] Firefighters battle island wildfire spanning a mile for third day news.stv.tv/west-central... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #IsleOfBute #LochDee #Galloway #Scotland

Ceredigion: Fire on Cwm Rheidol mountain filmed from above Firefighters are striving to get a huge blaze under control after it started four days ago.

[Wales] Ceredigion: Firefighters are striving to get a huge blaze under control after it started four days ago. www.bbc.com/news/videos/... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #CwmRheidol #Ceredigion #Wales

NI Fire & Rescue Service responds to more than 40 wildfire reports in just one day More than 70 firefighters tackled blazes across Northern Ireland, as the service received over 40 reports related to wildfires yesterday.

[Ireland] NI Fire & Rescue Service responds to more than 40 wildfire reports in just one day www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/norther... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Drought #Ballygawley #MourneMountains #CountyTyrone #Ireland #Belfast #NorthernIreland

Wildfire alert issued with 'danger to life' warning as firefighters battle blaze A "very high" wildfire warning remains in place throughout today just days after firefighters were called out to battle dozens of blazes throughout the weekend

[UK] Wildfire alert issued with 'danger to life' warning as firefighters battle blaze www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #Whitefeild #Salford #Manchester #Coalville #Leicestershire #Warwickshire #England #Galloway #Scotland #UK

6 fire crews still tackling fire near Stac Pollaidh Six fire engines remained on the scene of a wildfire near one of the Highlands' most famous mountains on Monday evening.

[Scotland] 6 fire crews still tackling fire near Stac Pollaidh. 90 wildfires in Scotland in recent days.. www.northern-times.co.uk/news/6-fire-... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #SevereWeather #MiniHeatwave #Wildfire #Forests #StacPollaidh #InverpollyForest #Highlands #Scotland

Mourne Mountains: 146 wildfires dealt with in three days Firefighters are continuing to tackle a wildfire at Bloody Bridge in Newcastle.

[Ireland] Fire service deal with more than 140 wildfires in three days bbc.com/news/article... via #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #Wildfire #Grassfire #MiniHeatwave #LetterkeenForest #Ballycroy #Mayo #MourneMountains #Newcastle #SilentValley #CountyAntrim #NI #Ireland