Clearly he took a tern for the worse...

A Bird Crash Landing. (Photo: Damyan Petkov)

#Tern #pun #BirdPhotography #MissedItByThatMuch

Here I was all excited for the Supermoon that was going to be visible Monday night and I forgot to look outside 🙄

#storyofmylife #sleepwinsagain #misseditbythatmuch #epicfail #supermoonpicture

Context for those outside military bubble: federal level (USAF) is saying it's basically a state's rights issue while states (ANG) are saying "Have no fear, we'll get our pound of flesh by having you work 4 10s . . . instead of giving you the off day as expected."

Hence, #MissedItByTHATMuch.

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USAF (7APR25): 4-day weekends are now at commander discretion, no longer blanket across Air Force. 😐

ANG (today): Great news, you can work 4 10s on weeks that have a Monday or Friday off day (4-day weekend). 😃

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Hahahaha I love Tim Walz
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They say close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Just an inch and half to the right and the last 4 weeks could've been preventable.

#MissedItByThatMuch #JustSayin

FedEx #soclose #youhadonejob #misseditbythatmuch 📦 🤦🏻‍♀️

There was a fu*k up with my paycheck one day and the window of time I had to buy a ticket for THIS SHOW and flight to the UK was buggered beyond saving. Still guts me today. #RIPKeithFlint #MissedItByThatMuch youtu.be/GP6Vg_N05Do?... #TheProdigy #MusicSky #MusicChallenge #Music

Polar near holding a bottle of coca-cola with the words, "when you find out the other coke bear got his own movie"

#MissedItByThatMuch

Bad luck, but remember: "subpar" is an anagram of "suparb" 😉

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A very late, very (un)lucky #BigBirdle for me this busy Tuesday, #WQuers 😃

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35 years ago today, the TV movie Get Smart, Again! (1989) premiered. It was the second movie based on the TV series Get Smart (1965-1970) (after the theatrical film The Nude Bomb (1980)). #80s #80sTV #misseditbythatmuch

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Misadventures in closed captioning: In 'Lethal Weapon 2,' in the toilet bomb scene when deciding whether to go on 3 or count 1-2-3 and THEN go, Riggs tells Murdaugh, "It's your ass, Cochise."

Captioning reads, "It's your ass, goat cheese."

Wow. #misseditbythatmuch #fail

So, 20 days before I was born, this happened. http://j.mp/BigBadaBoom Largest non-nuclear explosion EVER. #MissedItByThatMuch

Minn Star Trib reporting that Twins have hired Brewers broadcaster Cory Provus to be No. 1 radio guy. Congrats, Cory. #misseditbythatmuch

Amused that Google Latitude has me in Union Sq. Park in San Francisco when attached to my hotel's network in Atlanta #MissedItByThatMuch

[P] MythBoosters #misseditbythatmuch

[P] The Dairy Show #misseditbythatmuch

[P] Battlestore Galactica #misseditbythatmuch

[P] Ender's RPG #misseditbythatmuch

[P] American Gobs #misseditbythatmuch

[P] Caroline #misseditbythatmuch

[P] Mister Who #misseditbythatmuch