#MockACocktail hand job on the beech
Caipiranha
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Pussyfoot
Never seen one that size
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Sloe Gasm
Prosecco and sloe gin
Surely, it may be better to speed it up?
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How bout a Slow Awkward Dry Hump Up Against a Temporary Barricade
#MockACocktail damn it!!! This Gargle Blaster isn't even Bi-Galactic
#MockACocktail Come on Harvey, our wives talk all the time. You could maybe slap a countertop.
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How can I make fun of 'Rita when the bar's already so low?
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Schlong Island Iced Tea
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Daiquireeeeeee!
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Chin Jizz #MockACocktail Β @KitLively
Broken hinge with one side hanging. The hanging side has a face and hair that is a caricature of Trump.
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Orange Russian
Shirley You Canβt Be Serious Temple #MockACocktail
Bahama Trauma
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Grimosa
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Wrong Island Ice Tea #MockACocktail Β @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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Nojito #MockACocktail Β @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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Bloody Hell Mary #MockACocktail @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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Spewdriver
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