The Auld Lang Sign of the Beast
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Think you can help me get over π€β€οΈ
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Not witnessing this.π
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Wtf, @sukkacockatoo.bsky.social @kj-colorado.bsky.social
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Based on story telling
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My luck
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A big earthquake moves Vancouver Island below the 49th parallel and weβre immediately annexed by the USA. Looks at mapβ¦uh-oh.
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Living the dream
Top image: lots of alpacas with the text: Soon It will be the Alpacalypse; watermark via 9gag.com Bottom image: 3 llamas backlit by the sun with the text: Surely you mean Llamageddon; watermark church of sloths
5 burrowing owls on grass Text: The Owlpocalypse is coming...
The Alpaclypse/Llamaggedon rivalry overshadows the Owlpocalypse.
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Scene from "The Incredible Shrinking Man," when he was about three inches tall, and is desperately trying to close a door on his cat who is now trying to eat him, because they would do that without hesitation or remorse if they had the chance.
#MyNewYearsFears This year's recurring nightmares were prophetic.
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#MyNewYearsFears that my eyes won't pop enough
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Living the dream.
(We attract what we hate)
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Fascism.
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More biblically inspired dumbfuckery
Belly button unravelling
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Sepia pic of a woman in a long, plain dress, wearing heavy makeup or a mask, holding a doll almost half her height in one arm, and a slightly smaller teddy bear in the other. Houses in the background suggest it was a rural town sometime around the turn of the 20th Century.
#MyNewYearsFears Having a drunk hook up I don't remember during a walking blackout, and having to move every few months because she keeps finding me no matter how diligently I obscure my trail.
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That Iβm the frog in the pot as they turn the heat up slowly
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Change or status quo
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More Autotune hits from out-of-tune hacks πΆπ€
Paramount Canceling lower decks
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You won't kiss my butt? π₯΄ππ
i won't see my balls drop. #mynewyearsfears
#MyNewYearsFears Getting hit by an enormous ball.
Sputter deposition entering the kids lingo
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#MyNewYearsFears My new washer/dryer? π¬
barn owl flyng over grassy field text: What can owls teach us in the new year? watermark: OBDK logo
angry-looking Eastern Screech Owl perched on man's arm, edited to have human arms gripping a baseball bat in a threatening manner
Owls not teaching you a lesson.π¦π’
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