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The Auld Lang Sign of the Beast

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Think you can help me get over πŸ€—β€οΈ
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@sukkacockatoo.bsky.social - i won't see my balls drop.

@kj-colorado.bsky.social - Getting hit by an enormous ball.

screenshot of two tweets for #MyNewYearsFears @sukkacockatoo.bsky.social - i won't see my balls drop. @kj-colorado.bsky.social - Getting hit by an enormous ball.

Not witnessing this.πŸ˜…

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Wtf, @sukkacockatoo.bsky.social @kj-colorado.bsky.social

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Based on story telling

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My luck

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A big earthquake moves Vancouver Island below the 49th parallel and we’re immediately annexed by the USA. Looks at map…uh-oh.

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Living the dream

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Top image: lots of alpacas with the text: Soon It will be the Alpacalypse; watermark via 9gag.com

Bottom image: 3 llamas backlit by the sun with the text: Surely you mean Llamageddon; watermark church of sloths

Top image: lots of alpacas with the text: Soon It will be the Alpacalypse; watermark via 9gag.com Bottom image: 3 llamas backlit by the sun with the text: Surely you mean Llamageddon; watermark church of sloths

5 burrowing owls on grass

Text: The Owlpocalypse is coming...

5 burrowing owls on grass Text: The Owlpocalypse is coming...

The Alpaclypse/Llamaggedon rivalry overshadows the Owlpocalypse.

πŸ¦™πŸ’₯πŸ¦™
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Scene from "The Incredible Shrinking Man," when he was about three inches tall, and is desperately trying to close a door on his cat who is now trying to eat him, because they would do that without hesitation or remorse if they had the chance.

Scene from "The Incredible Shrinking Man," when he was about three inches tall, and is desperately trying to close a door on his cat who is now trying to eat him, because they would do that without hesitation or remorse if they had the chance.

#MyNewYearsFears This year's recurring nightmares were prophetic.

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a cartoon of winnie the pooh wearing a red shirt sitting in a room ALT: a cartoon of winnie the pooh wearing a red shirt sitting in a room

#MyNewYearsFears Bears ears

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a close up of a person 's face with boys do it joo written in the corner ALT: a close up of a person 's face with boys do it joo written in the corner

#MyNewYearsFears that my eyes won't pop enough

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a picture of a minion with the words work is just something i 'm doing until i win the lottery on it ALT: a picture of a minion with the words work is just something i 'm doing until i win the lottery on it

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Living the dream.
(We attract what we hate)

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a black and white photo of a man giving a speech with the words " rules " on the bottom ALT: a black and white photo of a man giving a speech with the words " rules " on the bottom

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Fascism.

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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone with his eyes closed ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone with his eyes closed

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More biblically inspired dumbfuckery

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a cartoon hand is pointing at a hole in a person 's butt ALT: a cartoon hand is pointing at a hole in a person 's butt

Belly button unravelling
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Sepia pic of a woman in a long, plain dress, wearing heavy makeup or a mask, holding a doll almost half her height in one arm, and a slightly smaller teddy bear in the other. Houses in the background suggest it was a rural town  sometime around the turn of the 20th Century.

Sepia pic of a woman in a long, plain dress, wearing heavy makeup or a mask, holding a doll almost half her height in one arm, and a slightly smaller teddy bear in the other. Houses in the background suggest it was a rural town sometime around the turn of the 20th Century.

#MyNewYearsFears Having a drunk hook up I don't remember during a walking blackout, and having to move every few months because she keeps finding me no matter how diligently I obscure my trail.

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That I’m the frog in the pot as they turn the heat up slowly
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Change or status quo
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a man in a white suit is singing into a microphone . ALT: a man in a white suit is singing into a microphone .

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More Autotune hits from out-of-tune hacks 🎢🎀

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a man is laughing while covering his ears with his hands and saying `` la la la ! i cant hear you ! '' ALT: a man is laughing while covering his ears with his hands and saying `` la la la ! i cant hear you ! ''

Paramount Canceling lower decks
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You won't kiss my butt? πŸ₯΄πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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i won't see my balls drop. #mynewyearsfears

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#MyNewYearsFears Getting hit by an enormous ball.

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a man and a woman are sitting next to each other drinking milkshakes through straws . ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other drinking milkshakes through straws .

Sputter deposition entering the kids lingo
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#MyNewYearsFears My new washer/dryer? 😬

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barn owl flyng over grassy field

text: What can owls teach us in the new year?

watermark: OBDK logo

barn owl flyng over grassy field text: What can owls teach us in the new year? watermark: OBDK logo

angry-looking Eastern Screech Owl perched on man's arm, edited to have human arms gripping a baseball bat in a threatening manner

angry-looking Eastern Screech Owl perched on man's arm, edited to have human arms gripping a baseball bat in a threatening manner

Owls not teaching you a lesson.πŸ¦‰πŸ’’

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