If #NewZealandValues were modeled on NZ's current government, immigrants would be:
1. Racist
2. Anti-social
3. Self-serving
4. Dissembling
5. Greedy
6. Judgemental
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3. “Thanks driver“ when you get off the bus #NewZealandValues
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Just chucking in an artist credit for this one. The awesome Jeff Bell (don't think he's on Bluesky).
- Being ridiculously proud when your fellow drama kid from high school does good and wanting everyone to know #NewZealandValues
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I've just found this thread and Imma be re-posting these all day #NotSorry.
Also, always blow on the pie. #NewZealandValues
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If you've read Ghost Bus you'll know why this one is particularly important!
#NewZealandValues #ThankYouDriver #GhostBusTalesFromWellingtonsDarkSide
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Bitching about the NZ Police Eagle at 3 AM
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Cars stopping for pedestrians who wander across any given road at any non-regulated crossing.
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Half arseing infrastructure
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An SUV or 4WD without a towball is a sign of dubious character.
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"Keep cool 'til After School."
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Thousands of Luminous Spheres
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Calling out people for being cunts. 😉
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Saying "Yer dreamin' maaaate" to any Aussies who get lippy.
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Always rewind
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budget cuts are new? are you kidding? NZ has been inventing reasons why we can’t have nice things practically since Wakefield got out of gaol.
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We really hate Christopher Luxon and will list the reasons why
#nzpol
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… two months after the tweet that went all around NZ was published, we elected a PM who came very close to doing something about it.
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am hoping someone even more autistic than me collates all the #newzealandvalues responses and publishes them
they're an extraordinary unfiltered slice of Aotearoa's culture and pretty much an XOR¹ with ACT NAT NZF values
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¹a bit geeketty soz
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$900k for a 90m² drafty shitbox
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When I worked on an orchard and they took the RSE workers to Briscoes to buy things when there *wasn’t* a sale on, this to me felt like a major betrayal of #NewZealandValues
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There’s a sale at Briscoes #NewZealandValues
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Togs, togs, togs
Togs, togs, togs
...undies
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and if someone asks you over to theirs, you never show up empty handed. #NewZealandValues
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Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to his kids
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Literally never saluting a flag. Never.
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And then along came Vince
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Keep NZ Nuclear Free
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We're the only people who get to make fun of Australia (and vice-versa)
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