Wtf have we done,man!

Squirrels ain't supposed to be vaping...this ain't right.

#2026 #notonmybingocard

Though I liked the 2006 indie film 'Half Nelson,' I would not have made a sequel, nor would I have changed genres so drastically. But the story about how that addict teacher got clean, became an astronaut, then saved the world with a rock alien, totally worked. #NotOnMyBingoCard #ProjectHailMary

The BTS album is called "Arirang"

#NotOnMyBingoCard
#BTS_Arirang

Yoongi making us all wish we were cats was #NotOnMyBingoCard

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#NickiMinaj being the face of #ChristianMAGA was #NOTonMyBingocard for this year. 🤡🤡🤡 & it's crazy right? because there are SO MANY others right here in 'MERCA who are needing a voice to #LiveFree, & this Donut is pushing a whole fuckin' #ForeignAgenda, not knowing underlying motives at play here.

A Rachel mention in 2025 (& it wasn’t even about her son) #NotOnMyBingoCard #Emmerdale

Was out tonight at a spooky inspired pub event to see a Medium on Halloween.

A few bevvies and a possible glimpse into the afterlife?

Unfortunately the medium cancelled earlier today due to unforeseen events.

I kid you not. Lol

#Halloween
#Spooky
#NotOnMyBingoCard

'Scared the heck out of me': Falling fish smashes Sask. woman's windshield | CBC News Of all the things that could smash a car’s windshield in Saskatchewan, a fish that fell from the sky is pretty low on the list of likely suspects. But that’s what happened to Marie Ahlstrom when she w...

Imagine having to file an insurance claim for your windshield because you hit a fish while driving?

#fish #canada #wildlife #saskatchewan #bigfish #cbc #canadianthings #wildgreenmemes #surprise #birdsofprey #notonmybingocard #osprey #baldeagle #windshield_replacement #FallingFish

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Imagine having to file an insurance claim for your windshield because you hit a fish while driving?

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan...

#fish #canada #wildlife #saskatchewan #bigfish #cbc #canadianthings #wildgreenmemes #surprise […]

as the #NotOnMyBingoCard joke
goes

#JackFlaherty is pitching

please be good, not so so or bad
#Tigers
#RepDETROIT
#HelloTigers

Natzi Gang Wars was #NotOnMyBINGOcard

#notonmybingocard From today's @nytimes.com.

No is the time of my life to learn how to deal with multiple overlapping non-related crises. #notOnMyBingoCard

Clutching his super tuna, Jin confidently greets the future, as his contemplative self from Abyss, reflects on the past.

Abyss and Super Tuna in the same concert was #NotOnMyBingoCard

I've had a lot of tests, and talked with a few specialists. Monday starts a new round, with a new box checked: I've had a small stroke in the upper part of both sides of my brain. Thankfully, I've not yet shown any signs of residual deficits. #neurology #notonmybingocard #flowers #greentherapy

NEVERRR in my life did I think I would see a KKKULT takeover the POWER OF THE PURSE IN AMERICA and make it their own AMERIKKKA‼️‼️🤬😈 #NotOnMyBingoCard!!! 😩
#YouBrokeItFixItMAGA!!! 🥺

#RumpUnleashesIRSOnLAProtests

#NotOnMyBingoCard

#RunawayAdmin 🎯

Who's excited for
"Hung Hoseok"?
POV was #NotOnMyBingoCard

Premiers express optimism after pitching major projects to Carney | CBC News Unity was a recurring theme coming out of the first ministers' meeting in Saskatoon on Monday. Premiers met with Prime Minister Mark Carney to pitch their ideas for "nation-building projects" and most...

‼️ Actual quote from #DOFO today… 🎅🏻 🇨🇦
”He's coming and his sled was full of all sorts of stuff. Now he's taking off back to the North Pole. He's going to sort it out and then he's going to call us." #onpoli #canpoli #santaclaus #carney #notonmybingocard

The 1 bum 2 bums debate on mainstream tv was...
#NotOnMyBingoCard
(Also just needed a reason to have the cutest "Nooo!" on loop)

Tom Cruise will appear on Run Seokjin. His appearance was recorded during his recent visit to Korea on May 7th. It was the first time the two global Stars met and was part of the promotion of mission Impossible out May 17th.

Hear me out ...
Jin's album May 16.
Mission Impossible May 17.
What if Jin has an OST in the movie?!?!?
#NotOnMyBingoCard

"How long was the squirrel dead before you found it on the couch pillow?"

Not something I expected to hear my wife say to a friend on the phone. #notOnMyBingoCard

Tuna accepts Jin's proposal with a kiss.

Jin as "Big Tuna" was #NotOnMyBingoCard

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Musée du Louvre on Instagram: "🎵 Pour sa nouvelle chanson "MONA LISA", j-hope (@uarmyhope), le chanteur des BTS (@bts.bighitofficial) s'inspire d'un des plus grands chefs-d'œuvre du musée du Louvre ! _ 🌎 🎵 For his new song "MONA LISA", j-hope (@uarmyhope ), the singer of BTS (@bts.bighitofficial) is inspired by one of the Louvre Museum's greatest masterpieces!" 580K likes, 5,597 comments - museelouvre on March 25, 2025: "🎵 Pour sa nouvelle chanson "MONA LISA", j-hope (@uarmyhope), le chanteur des BTS (@bts.bighitofficial) s'inspire d'un des plus grands chefs-d'œuvre du musée du Louvre ! _ 🌎 🎵 For his new song "MONA LISA", j-hope (@uarmyhope ), the singer of BTS (@bts.bighitofficial) is inspired by one of the Louvre Museum's greatest masterpieces!".

J-Hope's Mona Lisa posted by Musée du Louvre Instagram
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Wouldn’t that be a fucking kicker? Being nuked by a NATO country….

#NotOnMyBingoCard

Not France asking for the Statue of Liberty back 🗽🫠
#statueofliberty #france #nofreedomanymore #wow #notonmybingocard

The big market will be insane tonight #nufc #carabaocup #toonarmy #notonmybingocard 😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉