We finally came through, folks! Check out the #ofmdkinktober25 collab @anathxmadevice.bsky.social & I made for days 19 and 20! I hope you're prepared for some sexy, sweet, weirdness bc these two idiots are in love in absolutely every universe. Go read it!! (but maybe after work bc nsfw) #ofmdfic
Tarred Rope and Spoiled Queen Anne's Lace PerpendicularPotato Summary: They were still at least ten days out from Nassau and Edward’s heat was due to start within the next two days. This shouldn’t have been a problem. Edward was an omega in his fucking thirties and had spent half his life not only dealing with heats, but also making sure that nobody caught even the slightest whiff of it while stuck on pirate ships full of alphas and betas. When he had opened his last jar of herbal heat suppressant that should have lasted him weeks, he realized that it had been improperly sealed and gone rancid. — • ◇ • — Stuck without any other options, Edward tries to ride out the worst heat of his life alone, barricaded in his cabin behind a barrier held together with vinegar rags and misdirection. If he can keep his tactical mind and if his scent containment holds, maybe he can still walk out as Blackbeard by the end of it. Originally intended for Kinktober 2025 Day 25: Omega Verse + Praise Kink
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Fang (Our Flag Means Death) Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach Fang (Our Flag Means Death) Israel Hands Additional Tags: Omega Verse Praise Kink Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Pre-Canon Mating Cycles/In Heat Omega Blackbeard | Edward Teach Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach Soft Dom Blackbeard | Edward Teach Alpha Fang (our flag means death) Top Fang (Our Flag Means Death) Service Dom Fang (Our Flag Means Death) Strategy & Tactics Secret Omega reasonable paranoia Perceived threat of Rape Briefly Fantasized Non-con somewhere between, Reasonable Historical Extrapolation, and, The David Jenkins School of Historical Contraceptives and Abortifacients, Miasma Theory Masturbation Vaginal Sex Knotting Oral Sex Breeding Kink Enthusiastic Consent Language: English Collections: OFMD Kinktober 2025, Sailing The Rare Seas - OFMD Rare Ships Stats: Published:2025-11-12 Updated:2025-11-12 Words:3,767 Chapters:1/3 Hits:0
Finally posted chapter 1 of 3 for my #OFMDKinktober25 Day 25 contribution:
#OmegaVerse + Praise Kink
"Tarred Rope and Spoiled Queen Anne's Lace"
Chapter 1: Rot
pre-canon, Ed/Fang
archiveofourown.org/chapters/189...
Kind of got away from me...
#ofmd #ofmdfanfic #ofmdnsfw #Blackbeard #FangOFMD
#ofmdkinktober25 day 31: free space/creator's choice (bottom growth/trans joy)
steddyhands, stede gives transmasc izzy an injection that grows his cock and izzy fucks ed with it
archiveofourown.org/works/73442166
Day 31 of #OFMDKinktober25 and I took that free space and ran with it!
The tags might look a bit intimidating, but I promise it's full of love! #OFMDnsfw
archiveofourown.org/works/72004456
A picture of a bingo card with the middle free space crossed out. There’s a hand holding a pencil in frame. Text reads “10/31 free space creator’s choice #ofmdkinktober25”
Last day!! Thank you for participating this month, I hope you had fun! #ofmdkinktober25
Day 31: Mary/Anne
For #ofmdkinktober25 for the prompt creator's choice (I went for bondage and non-sexual link)
archiveofourown.org/works/715860...
Ed and Stede are spooning in bed and appear to be sleeping. They are naked except Stede is wearing stockings with pink ribbons. There's a coil of rope and a plate with fruits and crackers next to them on the bed. Stede has rope marks on his wrists. Ed's other arm is wrapped around Stede's chest, and the other is gently rubbing Stede's wrist.
OFMD Kinktober Day 30 / Aftercare
Ed and Stede cuddling after some kinky sex 🥰
AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/73399736
#ofmdkinktober25 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw
Tenth and last fic for #ofmdkinktober25 !
Day 30 Aftercare + Day 29 Virginity Kink
Ed and Stede have to marry each other hehe
Can't believe it's the last! Don't know how I did it but yeyy
Thank you thank you thank you to everybody who read any of these fics♥️
archiveofourown.org/works/73400776
#ofmdkinktober25 day 30: camgirl ed is streaming! two of her biggest fans, baz and gentleman, can get a little competitive with their donations sometimes
featuring transfemme ed, steddyhands, transmasc izzy, a bit of aftercare at the end
archiveofourown.org/works/73386146
A black and white picture of a man’s wrist in leather cuffs with a chain between. It reads “Like I Picture You | An OFMD Kinktober AU | by WellSussed | Rated E”
The last ch of the main story of Like I Picture You, and it's a big one. Posted for #ofmdkinktober25 for stuck in the wall (also camboy fits the whole thing).
More idiocy, but finally romance and conversation before more silly sex. More art! #OFMDfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/710682...
Day 30: Mary/Ed
For #ofmdkinktober25 for the prompts stuck in the wall and aftercare
archiveofourown.org/works/715860...
Stede lying in bed naked and tied up with rope. He's gagged with a white cloth that covers his nose as well. Ed is sitting next to him on the bed, pressing the cloth against Stede's nose with his other hand, while stroking Stede's cock with the other. Stede has just climaxed, and is ejaculating in an arc over his own stomach.
OFMD Kinktober Day 26 / Breathplay
Ed and Stede are experimenting with a new and exciting kink... 😏
AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/73349071
#ofmdkinktober25 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw
well well well this graphic goes wonderfully with what @lovedhands.bsky.social and i prepared for today’s #ofmdkinktober25 prompt :3
archiveofourown.org/works/73225346
we’ve been sitting on this one for more than a month, PLEASE give it a shot!!!
A picture of Stede from Our Flag Means Death staring out of his spy glass. Text reads “10/29 virginity kink voyeurism crying kink/dacryphilia #ofmdkinktober25”
Day 29 ! #ofmdkinktober25
The tags for the Gentlebeard OFMD fanfic at the link in the post, available to screenreaders at the link
Through the Keyhole ramsay_baggins Summary: Stede closed the door to the auxiliary wardrobe behind him and pressed his back against it. He slid down to the ground as he scrabbled with the front fall on his breeches. OFMD Kinktober day 29: Voyeurism
Day 29 of #OFMDKinktober25 and some accidental voyeurism that becomes purposeful, plus inappropriate use of swords 🤭
archiveofourown.org/works/72003736
#Gentlebeard #OFMDnsfw
Day 29: Mary/Steak Knife
For #ofmdkinktober25 for the prompts virginity kink, voyeurism, and crying kink/dacryphilia
archiveofourown.org/works/715860...
A black-and-white coloring page of a cellphone. ~~~ Day 29, Part 1: “Are you naked yet?” Izzy speaks to Jim through the phone. He’s lying back in his bed, casually rubbing his chest. There’s a waterproof blanket underneath him. “Si. Got my legs wide open, viejo,” Jim replies, “I can put a finger in if you want.” Izzy licks his lips at the mental image of Jim spread out along the bed they share with Olu, “Not yet. Warm yourself up first. Pinch a nipple.” Jim pinches their left nipple and feels a twinge of pleasure go to their groin, “Mmm, what else should I do?” “Pinch the other,” Izzy’s not new to dirty talk through the phone, but his creativity is limited when not physically in his partner’s presence. “Hm, that’s nice,” Jim pinches their right nipple harder than the left. “Sounds nice too,” Izzy says. He’s not feeling as dominant as he thinks he should. “What next? I’m ready for more.” “F*ck… I think I need my Papi tonight,” Izzy admits. He tries not to let his annoyance at himself into his voice, but Jim notices. “It’s all good, Izzy. Just put the phone on speaker and let Papi take care of you.” “Y-yes, Papi,” Izzy shivers and does as he’s told. “Tell me when you’re nice and relaxed.” Izzy moves his body into a different position, then says, “I’m relaxed now, Papi.” “Bueno, bueno. Touch your pretty hole in the front, but don’t push in. Tell Papi how wet you are.” Izzy moves a finger down to the rim of his hole, which is already dripping. He moans, “I’m soaking wet, Papi.” “All for me?” “All for you, Papi.” Jim huffs out a good-natured laugh, “Well then, put that finger in to the second knuckle, then take it out.” “Yes, Papi,” Izzy dips his finger in, getting it covered in his lust, “Oh, that felt good. May I do it again?” “No. Rub your c*ck with only that finger. Slowly, up and down.” “Ah, ah, yeah. It’s good, Papi.” “I know it is. It’s good for Papi too.” Izzy’s breath catches in his throat and his hole clenches.
A retro-style black, orange, and teal pillow. ~~~ Day 29, Part 2: “Are you making yourself feel good too, Papi?” Izzy asks. “Si,” Jim confirms, “Now move your finger in a tight little circle, just how I know you like.” Said tight little circles make Izzy groan and lift his hips. He digs his heels into the waterproof blanket and closes his eyes. “Oh, yeah. Eso es hermoso. Your voice is so d*mn sexy. Keep rubbing until I say to stop.” “Yes, Papi!” Izzy doesn’t stop. As the seconds count count down, he feels like he’s getting closer to the edge, but then… “Stop.” “No, Papi, please! I was almost there,” Izzy whines and reluctantly pulls his hand away from his erection. “Ey, don’t give me that lip. Papi will take care of you. Now sit up.” “Yes, Papi. I’m sorry,” Izzy apologizes and sits up, just as Jim ordered. “I know; I was close too, but we’re not done yet. Put the pillow me and Olu gave you between your legs. Don’t move until I say.” “Yes, Papi,” Izzy grabs the retro pillow he was given last month and puts it under his hips. He groans at the feeling of the cool cloth against his warm crotch and butt. “Are you ready for Papi to give you more?” “Yes! I’m so f*cking ready, Papi, please!” “Eso es muy agradable. Hump your pillow now. Make it good and wet. I want to smell it next time I’m there.” “F*ck! F*ck yes, Papi!” Izzy pants and rubs across the pillow, the wetness from his throbbing hole spreading to his pubic mound in the process. “That’s, yeah, it’s good. Now grab those hairy t!ts and squeeze!” “Papi! F*ck me, I need to c*me!” Izzy begs as he gropes his chest hard. He feels his empty hole quiver in need. Jim breathes hard through the phone, “Three fingers. F*ck the front. Scream for Papi when you c*me!” Izzy thrusts three fingers into his hole and climaxes almost immediately, gushing and shouting, “Papi! Papi! Yes, Papi!” “Ah, f*ck,” Jim hisses, then laughs, “You can stop now.” “Thank f*ck, I can’t feel my legs, Papi.”
Day 28: Phone Sex & Power Exchange
CW: Switch Trans!Izzy, Switch Jim, Mentioned Oluwande, Modern AU, Phone Sex, Daddy Kink, Masturbation, Nipple Play, Vaginal Fingering, Orgasm Delay, Pillow Humping, Mild Scent Kink Reference, Squirting
#nsfw #jimizzy #tealoranges #ofmdnsfw #ofmdkinktober25
Well-Deserved Break Kinktober part 9 OFMD Kinktober 2025 by Andy Lehnsherr
Ninth fic for #ofmdkinktober25 !
Day 28 phone sex
First time writing Sprizzy!!
archiveofourown.org/works/73233401
(I can't believe I made it this far and I only have one fic left to post from this challenge, wow)
Fanart of Fairy Ed and Fairy Stede having sex on a sunflower, with several yellow lights surrounding them. Stede is on top of Ed, with Ed having one leg around Stede's waist and using his arm to support himself. You can see Stede's back as he is kneeling between Ed's legs, toes curled with his right hand holding Ed's left. Ed is wearing light purple stockings that are bunched up at his ankles. Stede's wings are a translucent baby blue, with shimmering purples and greens and blues. Ed's wings are a translucent purple with shimmering greens and blues throughout it. Ed has a blissed out expression on his face, his pointed ears sticking out and blushing. Stede also has a blush on his shoulders and throughout his body. This was done for the OFMDKinktober prompt macro/micro.
Day 28 macro/micro
Some Fairy Ed and Fairy Stede 🌻✨️🌻✨️
#OFMDKinktober25 #ofmdfanart #ofmd
The tags for the OFMD Gentlebeard fic linked in the post, available to screen readers at the link
Big Feelings ramsay_baggins Summary: Stede wasn't exactly sure what he did to get cursed by a witch, but being five inches tall was definitely an adjustment. OFMD Kinktober day 28: Power exchange | Macro/micro
For day 28 of #OFMDKinktober25 have some micro Stede!
Possibly one of my favourite pieces of smut I've ever written 🥵
archiveofourown.org/works/72003506
Posting the art for the #ofmdkinktober25 day 16 (edging) collab with @politestmenace.bsky.social! An absolute pleasure working with R again!! I love making Ed melt in Stede's hands. He deserves it. CW for full nudity. #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw
A Thousand Wanton Tricks: archiveofourown.org/works/72758316
Day 28: Mary/Officer Wellington
For #ofmdkinktober25 for the prompt power exchange
archiveofourown.org/works/715860...
The Tour Guide Kinktober part 8 OFMD Kinktober 2025 by Andy Lehnsherr
Eighth fic for #ofmdkinktober25 !
Day 27 mirror sex + Day 20 double penetration and belly bulge
Ed and Izzy are visiting Barcelona. Today, they have a tour through the centre of the city. They will meet a very interesting blond tour guide.
archiveofourown.org/works/73233026
#ofmdfic #steddyhands
shining star florence_after_midnight, lovedhands Summary: Izzy hums. "You remember what we said about serving the drinks? In what order you were meant to serve us?" Suddenly, there it is, clear as day in Stede's head. "Clockwise, starting from your seat," he mumbles, ashamed at only remembering it now. Izzy nods. "And in what order did you serve them?" "Counterclockwise," Stede whispers. At a high protocol party, Stede falls out of line.
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet/"Calico" Jack Rackham Characters: Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Anne Bonny, Mary Read (d. 1721), Fang (Our Flag Means Death), "Calico" Jack Rackham Additional Tags: POV Stede Bonnet, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sub Stede Bonnet, Dom Israel Hands, Dom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, high protocol, Young Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Wears Lingerie, Lingerie, Omorashi, Caning, Bondage, Rope Bondage, Accidents, Watersports, pee drinking, (done by one Calico Jack Rackham, Object Insertion, Knifeplay, (not the business end), PIV Sex, Top "Calico" Jack Rackham, Bottom Stede Bonnet, Nipple Play, BDSM
on this high protocol day of #ofmdkinktober25 @lovedhands.bsky.social and i have prepared a little treat :)
archiveofourown.org/works/73096751
Day 27: Mary/Abshir
For #ofmdkinktober25 for the prompts mirror sex and biting/marking
archiveofourown.org/works/715860...
Fan art of Stede Bonnet kneeling at Edward's feet and looking up at him adoringly. Ed is shirtless and wearing his fingerless gloves, and his leather trousers are pushed down. One of Ed's hands is wrapped around the base of his hard cock, the other is caressing Stede's face. Stede is wearing a white shirt, light blue waist coat, and white frilled jabot. He's blushing and the lower half of his face is covered in come and saliva, dripping down his chin, as he licks the tip of Ed's cock.
OFMD Kinktober Day 25 / Praise kink
Stede has never sucked cock before but he is a very good boy and trying so hard. 🥺💖
AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/73059531
#ofmdkinktober25 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw
Golden Freckles Kinktober part 7 OFMD Kinktober 2025 by Andy Lehnsherr
Seventh fic for #ofmdkinktober25 !
Day 26 Fuck or die
Cursed King Stede asks Knight Ed for some help.
This one is my favourite so far♥️
archiveofourown.org/works/73154896
#ofmdfic #kinktober
belated fill for the Menstruation prompt!! heard yall like lesbians :)
archiveofourown.org/works/73144416 #ofmdkinktober25
A black and white picture of a man’s wrist in leather cuffs with a chain between. It reads “Like I Picture You | An OFMD Kinktober AU | by WellSussed | Rated E”
For #ofmdkinktober25 day 26 - orgasm control - and #SexualSunday, I present Ch 8 of Like I Picture You. Ed and Stede deepen their D/s play and big feelings emerge.
Mind the author's note! We're moving to the endgame but these boys are dense af
#OFMDfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/710682...
Good Night Boy Kinktober part 6 OFMD Kinktober 2025 by Andy Lehnsherr
Sixth fic for #ofmdkinktober25 !
Day 25 Praise kink + Day 22 Somnophilia
Edward can't sleep. He has tried everything, but nothing is working
(posted it last night but forgot to put it here😂)
archiveofourown.org/works/73109391
#ofmdfic #kinktober
