A screenshot of a Yellow Warning from the Met Office, showing Storm Kathleen battering the West coast of England (does England have a “West Coast”?), Wales and southern Scotland, and the whole of Northern Ireland.

🎵Kathleen
Kathleen
Kathleen
KATH-LEEEEE-EA-EEN!!!

I’m begging of you
Please don’t take my trampoline🎶

#StormKathleen #OMGTrampoline