A turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak person…. All day!
-Mitch Hedberg
#oneliner #jokes #comedy
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A man wearing a dark jacket and large backpack rides a bicycle across a painted crosswalk on a wide city street. Modern office buildings line both sides, with glass and metal facades reflecting warm low sunlight.
Crosswalk paint outlasted yesterday’s collision
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Can't believe Claudia Winkelman got her own show. I thought she only had fringe appeal. #oneliner
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The 'pv' #Linux utility is quite nice as you can track any process read process with the -d option. But what if it is not installed?
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Things are getting worse faster than I can lower my standards. Carrie Fisher
#carriefisher #quote #quotes #quotation #starwars #jokes #oneliner
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Accidentally ordered an egg mcguffin for breakfast and it gave me main character syndrome
#oneliner
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One-liner to restrict int to just 0 and 1 from many variations #oneliner #php #base2 #logic #boolean
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Say What You Do
Do What You Say
Keep Record Of Both
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#monoku by Laurence Stacy. Laurence teaches English & Lit. courses at Kennesaw State University. He is the recent coauthor of Before the Earth: Haiku and Haikai. #poetry #haiku #oneliner #poetrylovers
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even though it couldn't have been easy to be with me... thank you for staying
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Leuk om het over anderen te hebben. Maarrr, hoe doet de journalist het zelf, prefereert die meer Het Inhoudelijk #Debat of toch maar de Geile #Oneliner? @nvj.nl
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Teken je ook die motie?
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I saw an advert for Mr kipling all butter mince pies, this is nonsense the only thing that is all butter is butter.
#Xmas #comedy #joke #oneliner
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Downhill Racer Skiing BASIC OneLiner
Downhill Racer BASIC OneLiner. A playable game for the C64 with sound. Just in case if there are not enough snowflakes this year :-D demozoo.org/productions/... #Commodore #C64 #BASIC #OneLiner #SizeCoding
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MC actually spit out his water from laughter when I said this
"they tried to spit roast Margaret Thatcher but it did not work out because the lady is not for turning"
#JOKE #POLITICS #oneliner #comedy
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A girl I matched with described herself as the jewel of India. So I asked if lived in the tower of London or the British museum
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"𝙰𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢" -𝙰𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚖 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠
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Bij alle onderwerpen die worden aangesneden zegt #Yesilgöz: “kiezen we voor een links kabinet of een centrumrechts kabinet”. Ongeacht waar het over gaat. Hopend dat deze #oneliner haar gaat helpen…….. denk het niet!
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The Starbucks flat white is not only a delicious drink, it is a description…of my butt. #starbucks #flat #white #coffee #joke #humor #oneliner #dad #funny #comedy
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If you want your name spelled correctly by the Barista at Starbucks, wear a name tag. #starbucks #name #problem #joke #dad #oneliner #funny #humor #comedy
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In business there is the Triangle of Production: Good, Fast, or Cheap. Pick 2. Starbucks, in a revolutionary move, picks 0. #starbucks #coffee #yuck #nope #joke #oneliner #dad #funny #comedy #humor
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Starbucks is my favorite place to go, anytime of day I can get a Tall Blonde for Dare-hel. #starbucks #coffee #joke #oneliner #dad #funny #comedy #expensive
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Howard Schultz, former CEO of Starbucks, said he wanted to highlight the theatre and romance of coffee. So he produced the Hamelette. #starbucks #ceo #funny #joke #dad #oneliner #comedy #humor
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