My Daddy @dickudwndc.bsky.social this #HumpDay morning: “There isn’t enough time for me to fuck you before work today, boi.” 🙁

My Daddy
@dickudwndc.bsky.social, 5 minutes later…⬇️

#OopsWeDidItAgain #FuckedAndFlooded #DMVfreaks #bareback #breeding #bb #bbbh #RawIsLaw #InterGAYcial #HumpDayHappiness

🚨 Buckle up! This Thursday, we're unleashing an episode so wild it might just break the internet (or at least spill your coffee). ☕️👀 Tune in for laughs, chaos, and maybe some wisdom. #OopsWeDidItAgain #PodcastPandemonium #NewEpisodeWhoDis #LaughsIncoming #ChaosChronicles #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Ah yes, the classic “fire first, think later” approach. Seems to be a trend with a certain orange-tinted political movement. At least the USDA had the sense to fix their mistake—unlike some folks still doubling down on their disastrous hires. #BirdFluGate #OopsWeDidItAgain

Trump officials fired nuclear staff not realizing they oversee the country’s weapons stockpile, sources say | CNN Some of the fired probationary employees included on-the-ground staff at facilities where nuclear weapons are built.

“Fire the nuclear security experts, realize you need them back, but—oops!—you can’t even contact them. Genius-level governance at work. #WhatCouldGoWrong #NuclearSecurity #OopsWeDidItAgain

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¡Increíble! Resulta que más del 50% de los británicos quiere volver a la UE. Quién iba a pensar que extrañar el mercado común, la estabilidad y los acuerdos comerciales sería un problema... 🤔 #BrexitMeansBrexit #OopsWeDidItAgain #ReJoinEU

Florida Accidentally Paid Healthcare Company $5 Million Instead of $50K; CEO Used Extra Funds to Run for Congress: Report Florida is suing a healthcare company after mistakenly paying it $5.7 million instead of $50K, with accusations that the CEO used the funds to run for congress.

Florida's new budget tactic: accidentally pay $5 million instead of $50k, then let the CEO use it for a congressional campaign. Who knew running for Congress was a loyalty rewards perk from the Sunshine State? 🌞🚨 #OopsWeDidItAgain

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International Media headlines scream: Dictator Alert, Danger‼️

MAGA: He is so relatable in his posts,he is for poor people!

What will MAGA do|say when |if Fascist Fanta gets sanctioned before inauguration?

#RedFlagBlindness #OopsWeDidItAgain
#DictatorStarterPack
#DemocracyAtWork
#OopsDictator

Titanic driving directly into an Iceberg again.

I was really hoping this would be one of those quick week-long trips… 🥴 But no... 🙄

#HistoryRepeats #DejaVuDisaster #IcebergAhead #Navigating2024 #SteerClear #CampaignPromises #LessonsUnlearned #FullSteamAhead #HereWeGoAgain #BraceForImpact #PoliticalTitanic #OopsWeDidItAgain