[20 seconds after locking in a romance] “I miss my whore days already.” #OverheardPlayingDragonAge
“Too many Pepaws and too many Daddies” #OverheardPlayingDragonAge
“That is a flat ass. Daddy, do some squats.”
#OverheardPlayingDragonAge
Emmy, when making the Minrathous vs Treviso decision: “Which one has more cats?”
#OverheardPlayingDragonAge
“Can you fix Solas?” “Like a dog?!?!”
#OverheardPlayingDragonAge #BrokenHome
Screenshot of the Nadas Dirthalen
“It’s the Microsoft Word paper clip!!!”
#OverheardPlayingDragonAge #BrokenHome
“Also…does he have a glowing dick?” #OverheardPlayingDragonAge #BrokenHome
HE DOES
Screenshot from dragon age veilguard including two hosta plants
WE FOUND HOSTAS!!!!!!! #OverheardPlayingDragonAge #BrokenHome
Bellara: where’d you come from?
Emmy: “my mother”
#OverheardPlayingDragonAge #BrokenHome
“That’s such a white boy answer”. Solas has never been described so astutely. #OverheardPlayingDragonAge #BrokenHome
“Ouch! Not the stabbing, the stairs!” #OverheardPlayingDragonAge