Russian Markets Dive Billion Dollars After Trump’s Surprise Ukraine Peace Speedrun #TrumpDiplomacy #RussianMarkets #PeaceDealPanic #SatireNews #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com In a shocking move that has both economists and political analysts scrambling for their calculators, Russian stock markets nosedived by $1.4 billion Wednesday after former US President Donald Trump unexpectedly declared he was moving up his own, completely unofficial Ukraine peace deal deadline. Vladimir Putin was reportedly mid-table-tennis match when his advisor burst in, breathlessly exclaiming, “Comrade, Trump has tweeted a new deadline!” Putin promptly lost the match and, more devastatingly, $432 million in personal oil shares.

Russian Markets Dive Billion Dollars After Trump’s Surprise Ukraine Peace Speedrun

#TrumpDiplomacy #RussianMarkets #PeaceDealPanic #SatireNews #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com In a shocking move that has both economists and political analysts scrambling for their calculators, Russian stock…