After sitting for a long period of time your rock will appreciate the chance to relax.

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There’s a very good reason for this.

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Place your foot upon your rock and push it firmly into the carpet or dirt.

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It is advised that you set the box in an area of your home that is to become your PET ROCK’s “special place’.

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All the hours of training will be forgotten.

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PET ROCKS are found with the aid of a specially-trained Rock Hound.

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Perhaps you have seen a particular rock in the wild and thought it would make a nice pet.

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A genuine, pedigreed PET ROCK will make a much more suitable companion.

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To teach your PET ROCK to FETCH, throw a stick or a ball as far as you can.

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Nobody, but nobody likes a surly, misbehaving rock.

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Place your foot upon your rock and push it firmly into the carpet or dirt.

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PET ROCKS descend in one unbroken line that can be traced back to the beginning of time and even farther.

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A pat of approval works wonders.

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After sitting for a long period of time your rock will appreciate the chance to relax.

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It’s that simple!

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First, select a special training area.

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Next, bending over from the waist, place your hands upon your knees and face your rock.

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From simple loss of memory it gets worse.

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A chip off the old rock can be much more serious than a chip off the young rock.

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The more important traits associated with genuine PET ROCKS are gentle disposition, eagerness to please, and a profound sense of responsibility.

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The element of surprise enters into this attack method, thereby making it doubly effective.

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Rocks enjoy a rather long life span so the two of you will never have to part—at least not on your PET ROCK’s account.

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Now, start walking slowly toward your rock.

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If you are getting blood out of your rock you should contact the Internal Revenue Service immediately.

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Amusing tricks will be covered in Section Two.

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All the hours of training will be forgotten.

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I bet theres going to be a rebirth(?) in the #PetRock trend again because of #ProjectHailMary.

Its ro ock, its ro ock
Its big, its heavy, its rock
Its ro ock, its ro ock
everyone wants a ro ock
everyone needs a ro ock
please dont rhyme the word co ock
it would give parents a shah ock
😂

A simple comic on paper of an enby person eating lunch and drawing and being tired. Hand written caption reads so tired and am drinking too much coffee so prolonging the fatigue.

A photo of a hand holding a small dark rock with googly eyes on it which are looking at the viewer.

Feeling not so bad today! (Comic is from yesterday) 🙂 Finally got a blood draw which was way over due. The phlebotomist had me lay down and it was so much better! Plus a cute pet rock from my therapist’s office. #indiecomic #chronicillness #fountainpen #petrock #autoimmune #audhd #flare

The next command to teach your rock is STAY.

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I would have voted for a #PetRock than that #TraitorousOrangeIdiot and #PEDOPig.