Nobody, but nobody likes a surly, misbehaving rock.

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Place your foot upon your rock and push it firmly into the carpet or dirt.

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PET ROCKS descend in one unbroken line that can be traced back to the beginning of time and even farther.

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A pat of approval works wonders.

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After sitting for a long period of time your rock will appreciate the chance to relax.

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It’s that simple!

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First, select a special training area.

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Next, bending over from the waist, place your hands upon your knees and face your rock.

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From simple loss of memory it gets worse.

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A chip off the old rock can be much more serious than a chip off the young rock.

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The more important traits associated with genuine PET ROCKS are gentle disposition, eagerness to please, and a profound sense of responsibility.

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The element of surprise enters into this attack method, thereby making it doubly effective.

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Rocks enjoy a rather long life span so the two of you will never have to part—at least not on your PET ROCK’s account.

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Now, start walking slowly toward your rock.

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If you are getting blood out of your rock you should contact the Internal Revenue Service immediately.

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Amusing tricks will be covered in Section Two.

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All the hours of training will be forgotten.

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While you may look in on your new pet from time to time, it is essential that you leave your rock in its box for a few days.

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Of the hundreds of breeds of rocks known to man, only a few show the necessary aptitude required of a PET ROCK.

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Surprisingly, most rocks have no difficulty learning this command and respond quite obediently the first time they hear it.

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I bet theres going to be a rebirth(?) in the #PetRock trend again because of #ProjectHailMary.

Its ro ock, its ro ock
Its big, its heavy, its rock
Its ro ock, its ro ock
everyone wants a ro ock
everyone needs a ro ock
please dont rhyme the word co ock
it would give parents a shah ock
😂

A simple comic on paper of an enby person eating lunch and drawing and being tired. Hand written caption reads so tired and am drinking too much coffee so prolonging the fatigue.

A photo of a hand holding a small dark rock with googly eyes on it which are looking at the viewer.

Feeling not so bad today! (Comic is from yesterday) 🙂 Finally got a blood draw which was way over due. The phlebotomist had me lay down and it was so much better! Plus a cute pet rock from my therapist’s office. #indiecomic #chronicillness #fountainpen #petrock #autoimmune #audhd #flare

There’s a very good reason for this.

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To be sure, training a rock to come when it’s called requires extraordinary patience.

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However, a refresher course is certainly in order since you will want your rock to sit when you want it to, not when it wants to.

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The first symptoms are manifested in an almost unbelievable forgetfulness.

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Their ancestors can be found amongst the rubble of the pyramids; the cobblestone streets of ancient European cities; the Great Wall of China.

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Don’t allow your PET ROCK to meet an untimely demise at the bottom of an obscure pile of rubble.

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Wild rocks can give you nothing but headaches.

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The next command to teach your rock is STAY.

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