I just took a minute to measure the new leaf on my #monstera ... it's 24 inches. I'm gonna need a bigger room soon. 😂
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When you're a plant daddy and your kids grow taller than you 😅
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3 ZZ black raven bulbs and some cuttings on a silver tray covered by kitchen paper
The previous 3 ZZ Black Raven bulbs planted on a plastic pot on the same silver tray covered by kitchen paper
Deconstructing a Zamioculcas Zamiifolia Black Raven.
"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend" Jacques Derrida.
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Man in green boxers standing in front of a plant. You can see his dick and balls Coming through the fly you can see his Prince Albert piercing.
Morning 😏 #pa #plantdaddy
This little grocery store phalaenopsis has re-bloomed twice now just sitting on the back patio. The secret to growing orchids is abuse, apparently! #PlantDaddy #Gardening
Dead plant
Gooey plant
Sad plant
Crunchy plant
POV: You are the opposite of #plantdaddy. You are the Plantichrist.
new leaves on the #monstera!
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Oh my gosh you guys, one of my agapanthus is shooting up… in winter!!!!! Tell me again that climate change is a hoax. #GardeningBluesky #Gardening #PlantDaddy
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new plants!
Banana plant and Calamondin Orange
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The orchid show at the Chicago Botanic Garden did not disappoint. The picked a fun theme this year, Feelin Groovy! #chicagobotanicgarden #feelingroovy #plantdaddy
My first orchid of the year has blossomed…and it’s looking a little Lynchian
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Second of today's struggle bus (for me) YouTube videos are up.
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Brendan holding a plant
My happy little pilea peperomioides is doing so well! When I got it last year it was a couple of twigs and a leaf. I didn’t have high hopes but look at her grow! #PlantDaddy #Houseplants
Cut above the node, right? 🪴 #plantdaddy
picked up a new #anthurium today, let's see if I can keep this one alive. #houseplants #tropicalfloweringplants #flowers #sunroomplants #tropicalplants #bloomscrolling #flowerfeed #plantfeed #plantdaddy
They're finally opening! #snakeplant #floweringsnakeplant #houseplants #botany #horticulture #floweringplants #bloom #bloomscrolling #plantdaddy #indoorplants #easycareplants #indoorshadeplants #fragrantflowers
Just gotta keep telling myself “spring will be here soon. Spring will be here soon.” Right?
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Plant daddy fertilizer makes them grow & grow & grow 💦🌱🌱 my jade loves it
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Might seem early, but these pepper plants need all the time they can get
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Botany observed in its most upright form.
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If you Surrender to the Earth, She will provide for you to Grow.
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