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E-mail: hi, this is not a scam. I am an Iranian prince and I would like to reward you with...
Trump: I have undertaken very fruitful negotiations with Iran!
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Obligatory #PolishMeme
Mom: "It is not good to draw joy from the harm of dying Russians. Jesus sees it all!"
Jesus: "it is true. I see it all. It's ok!"
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Positive news from nearby planets: Mercury: yet another weekend has passed without a single traffic accident. The balance for the weekend is 0 dead and 0 injured. Venus: in the region of Ganica Chasma ridge a large volcano errupted. There was no need for evacuation. Nobody got injured. Neptune: above the equator there is a icy methane rain and strong wind, up to 2000km/h. No large city was impacted. There are no delays on the railway network.
#PolishMeme
Finally some positive news from neighbourhood!
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Typical IT shit and you realized something that you was drunk as fuck and you deleted one important thing lmao
#meme #tadc #kapitanbomba #polishmeme #it #windows
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Trump: "I am going to step on that rake"
MAGA hats:
"Genius!"
"Multi-dimensional chess!"
"America is so great!"
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"It took us 20 years to replace Taliban with Taliban in power, but only 9 days to replace Khameini with Khameini!"
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#PolishMeme from 2018
"It was a good day. Stormy gave me a blowjob as I moved embassy to Jerusalem".
"Before that Melania gave me a blowjob as I was placing sanction on Iran"
"Honey, and who was giving me a blowjob when I became a president?
- You were giving one. To Vladimir"
"I forgot this"
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How Russian propaganda works (a thread):
Dairy industry experts: you can't get milk without trace amount od cows fecal batteries. This is how cows are built.
scientists: the UHT treatment will never get rid of 100% batteries. This unfortunately applies to Escherichia coli too.
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The sign on the Baba Yaga's house says "The Board of peace"
The kids wear Polish traditional clothing.
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Musk: "They don't know I would like to party here more often"
Epstein: "We know. It's just we're rich too so we don't have to pretend we like you!"
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🇺🇸 We have most advanced medicine in the world, but it's only available to the richest
🇵🇱 Our health service has long queues and many other problems but everyone will be helped
🇬🇧 Screw that shit, here is your paracetamol.
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#Polishmeme #ICE
"When you see some ch*nky, n*gger, p*ki or some bloody f*g lying on the street with his hands up, screaming 'I am an US citizen', then you need to say 'He's going straight at us!' before shooting him"
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Left: BBC today.
Right: A cartoon in Tygodnik Powszechny 4 months ago:
"The winner of the International Chopin Piano Competition gives his award to president Trump, who deserves it more".
If you want to do comedy nowadays, your jokes have to be quick, before reality catches up.
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Isaac Newton shows on the map which region of Poland need to be attacked with gay ray lasers in order to destroy traditional family model, 1704.
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"Those news keep getting worse and worse. Let's hope it want result in some war or anything!"
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Mr President, Trump instead of lying about democracy just said he needs oil from Venezuela, and those idiots still applaud him!
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- Hi Grandpa!
- What are you doing here? You are supposed to graze sheep
- Grandpa, it's holiday today.
- How so? It's a normal weekday
- It's epiphany. To celebrate three wise men.
- THOSE wise man? Who brought gifts worth of 0.01% of their yearly income? I gave Jesus my only...
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1. Maduro is in Venezuela
2. US army kidnaps Maduro
3. Maduro is in USA illegally
4. ICE kidnaps Maduro and deports him to Venezuela
5. Maduro is in Venezuela
6. ....
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EU: damn, times are tough. So many problems at once. We gave to get through it somehow. Good thing we live in the best place on earth.
USA: Mate, I can help you! You just need to be more like me!
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Mom: "It is not nice to enjoy Russians suffering and dying. Remember, Jesus sees all!"
Jesus: "Indeed, I see it all. I am cool with it!".
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#polishmeme that made me chuckle:
A new crewless howitzer from Russia.
+ It's crewless
+ It can drive
+ It can shot
- it can't drive or shot if there is no crew XD
- manufacturer might be hard to reach if their end up in Gulag
#NAFO
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