SHE SAYS SHE IS FIVE YEARS OLD.
'In years, yes. In cynicism, she's about thirty-five.'
#hogfather #TerryPratchett #PratchettQuote #discworld
This #Discword #PratchettQuote is from #Feet-Of-Clay. A bit too long to get in as text along with all the identifying hashtags, unfortunately.
A happy #ValentinesDay #Discworld #PratchettQuote for both those who celebrate it traditionally, and those who don't.
Classic #Discworld #TerryPratchett #whiteknowledge #StarTrek #PratchettQuote from #Moving-Pictures
A quote by Sir Terry Pratchett, which is written below his smiling face. On his head, he wears a top hat, the top of which is opening up to reveal characters from his stories. "Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one."
"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one." Sir Terry Pratchett #PratchettQuote #TerryPratchett #imagination #stories
Another #Discworld #PratchettQuote, this one from #Hogfather - #lies #justice #mercy #duty
#Discworld #Thief-of-Time #PratchettQuote #PratchettParty Other people: Partaaay!!!
Me: Y
Might want to pin (or memorize) this #Discworld #PratchettQuote for future reference. It could come in handy. It's from #Monstrous-Regiment #WhereWeAre #DeepCack
"Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk." #Feet-of-Clay #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt
"Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs." #Wyrd-Sisters #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #games #gods
"A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost." #The-Amazing-Maurice-and-His-Educated-Rodents #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #plans
"What he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk." #The-Colour-of-Magic #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #heroes
“But here's some advice, boy. Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.” #Night-Watch #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #revolution
“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.” #Wyrd-Sisters #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #dreams #freedom #wages
“Insanity is catching.” #Making-Money #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #insanity
“When in doubt, choose to live.”
#Thief-of-Time #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #doubt #life
“He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.” #Small-Gods #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #atheism
“Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.” #Reaper-Man #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt
“Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.”
#Hogfather #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt
"she looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck." #Lords-and-LadLords-and-Ladies #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #luck
"In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the
cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat
could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious." #Lords-and-Ladies #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #cats #QuantumPhysics
1. "Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility." #A-Hat-Full-of-Sky #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArtAIArt #responsibility
1. "The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it." #Jingo #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #intelligence #crowds
“There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.” #A-Hat-Full-of-Sky #Discworld #PratchettQOTD #PratchettQuote #AIArt
“The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.” #Monstrous-Regiment #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #stupidity
“Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.” #Interesting-Times #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #chaos #order
“If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story." #The-Amazing-Maurice-and-His-Educated-Rodents #Discworld #PratchettQuote #PratchettQOTD #AIArt #stories #life
“Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.” #The-Truth #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #glass #diamonds
“The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.” #Giards-Guards #Discworld #PratchettQuote #AIArt #books #librarians #causality
Inspired by my #PratchettQuote image generator, I've now made poe.com/HeritageVision for #genealogy illustrations.