Today’s Papers Rewired #202: They Scream at Home, Whisper Abroad Funeral horror, Moon toilet trouble, Trump’s Stone Age tantrums, and the usual front-page bullshit

Good morning Leg’ends,

It’s Friday the 3rd of April. Whoop-de-doo, Friday, allegedly the best day of the week.
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#TodaysPapers, #UKPolitics, #MediaCritique, #Satire, #PressBias, #Trump, #SatiricalPlanetNews

Today’s Papers #188: The Gulf burns, Labour wobbles, and some of the front pages still think this is the moment for vitamins, tiaras and Gary Glitter Israel has hit a major gas field in Iran, Iran has struck Qatar, oil is rising, war risk is growing, Labour is wobbling on migration & parts of the British press are still wrapping it in royal satin.

This piece is satire, based on front-page reporting, with comic exaggeration used to critique presentation, power and press absurdity.
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#TodaysPapers #MiddleEast #OilPrices #Starmer #Labour #Migration #PressBias #EpsteinFiles #UKPolitics #Hormuz #Wars

We need to talk about Janet - TetleysTLDR 4th August 25: Janet Daley's latest Telegraph rant is a masterclass in boomer paranoia, elite hypocrisy, and laughable intellectual backflips. Let's unpack it.

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Shocking! This should be 0%.
What are you thinking,@LabourUK?
Nandy, the culture secretary, has settled on a 15% foreign ownership of newspapers after lobbying by groups including Rupert Murdoch’s News UK, owner of Sun & Times titles, & Daily Mail parent company. #PressBias

We need to let the investigation run its course.
Stop speculating, MSN.
I wonder why I saw 3 news sites, inc from ⁦‪@BBCNews,‬⁩ suggesting it was renewables at fault?
Without any evidence at all.
#PressBias

So, @BBCNews, @SkyNews, @TheTelegraph, @thetimes where is your reporting of the MANY HUGE protests against the Trump regime across the USA?
@Independent did.
Why the silence. Worrying.
#PressBias