Today’s Papers #162: Frog Poison, Royal Pain, and the Coupon State Sunday Britain, where geopolitics arrives via amphibian toxins and your emotional resilience comes with a loyalty barcode.

Good morning to everyone in Britain and to those abroad.
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#TodaysPapers #FrogPoison #Navalny #CouponState #PensionAge #MinimumWage #RoyalPR #TabloidWhiplash #NetZeroNoise #AccountabilityNow #BritainUnplugged #SundayReads #DossierLife #Vouchers #CurryUp

Today’s Papers #160: Ratcliffe’s Non-Apology, No 10’s Revolving Door, And Britain Eating A £5 Stir Fry While Everything Else Burns Billionaires preach from Monaco, ministers sack their way to “stability”, and the nation gets soothed with Clubcard noodles while the headlines do laps round your nervous system

Good morning Britain, and hello to everyone abroad.
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#TodaysPapers #UKSatire #Friday13th #PoliticsUK #MediaBias #Starmer #Ratcliffe #ManUnited #BBC #Epstein #RoyalPR #TransGuidance #CostOfLiving #WealthInequality #NHS #HousingCrisis #NewsRoundup

Sarah Ferguson's managed 'exile' from royal duties isn't personal, it's institutional PR. The monarchy consistently leverages fringe figures for image control. #RoyalPR #DuchessOfYork

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Today’s Papers #145: Fake Jobs, Pub Plasters, Witch-Hunts, And Britain’s Barcode Mood A visa market in a restaurant booth, a pub “rescue” with a stopwatch, and every paper trying to parent you differently.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain and the even luckier people abroad.
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#TodaysPapers #UKPolitics #MediaSatire #VisaFraud #PubCrisis #HighStreet #RoyalPR #VoucherNation #WitchHuntTheatre #AdminState #ProcessedNotGoverned #StayLoud #PunchUps

Imagine having the privilege of having your title removed as any sort of consequence for having committed a crime. Imagine calling that justice. #RoyalPR

Just gonna leave this right here...

#NationBuilders #BritishImperialism #RoyalPR #Choreography #ColonialDejaVu #AsAlways