What can one say about Phillipe Senderos that hasn't already been said? #SWIvsFRA #WorldCup2014
2nd goal from Swiss kick-off, 3rd from a Swiss corner. Swiss would still be in the game if they hadn't turned up. #SWIvsFRA #WorldCup2014
The Swiss defence is just like Swiss cheese - crap at football.
#SWIvsFRA #WorldCup2014
'Not for the first time, there really is a mountain between France & Switzerland!' #AccidentalPartridge #SWIvsFRA #WorldCup2014 #Matterface
Giroud-scope #SWIvsFRA #WorldCup2014
France seem to have come to this game dressed as Tottenham. #SWIvsFRA #WorldCup2014
'We've had ten goals over the previous two matches - that's an average of five a game.'
Sam Maths-erface #SWIvsFRA #WorldCup2014
'I'm not sure Roy Hodgson knew the Von Trapps in Switzerland'
Sam Matterface truly is 'emergency Tyldesley' #SWIvsFRA #WorldCup2014