Turns out the joke about simplistic geopolitics and “solve it with more bombs” thinking wasn’t that exaggerated. The puppets were supposed to be the ridiculous part. Now they’re just missing. #TeamAmerica #PoliticalSatire #StillRelevant #SatireOrReality #WorldPolice
When satire smells like foreshadowing—Maxwell noticing plastic sheeting says more about DOJ optics than action.
Are we cleaning up the crime, or covering it up?
The Epstein web still spins while justice tiptoes.
#EpsteinNetwork #MaxwellCoverUp #SatireOrReality #EliteImpunity #TheOnion
Tweet by Karoline Leavitt @PressSec (verified White House Press Secretary) Scholars say Mary was as young as 12 when she gave birth to Jesus. Mohammed consummated his marriage with Aisha when she was just 9. Juliet Capulet was 14 in Shakespeare’s famous story. The point being that a when a girl is “ready” is predicated purely on arbitrary cultural norms • Posted at 08:24 · 7/24/25 • 433 K views • 2 K replies 991 retweets 6.6 K likes 194 shares
I like hearing about the random things Trump has to say because it’s just so out there. Today it’s “we have to be nice to Trump to help get rid of his cankles” like he isn’t extremely unhealthy.
#Trump #UnhingedTrump #Canklegate #WhatDidTrumpSayNow #PresidentialRamblings #Health #SatireOrReality
**"Trump's trade war backfires as EU targets Big Tech—guess 'winning' means losing billions & thousands of jobs. But hey, at least Putin's happy! #MAGAMess #TrumpRecession #PutinsPuppet #GOPFail #SatireOrReality"**
Where are the real Republicans?
#PoliticalSatire
#ColdWarAwkwardness
#ReaganRegrets
#PutinTrumpRomance
#HistoryTakesATurn
#GOPGoneWild
#AwkwardThirdWheel
#SatireOrReality
#MakeOutDiplomacy
#80sMeetsMAGA
