A very heterosexual stand-up theater. 😉
Church of Satire 4/6/26
"Open Mic Night" f/k/a "Open Mic Nightro"
Hanover, PA
@comic.sands told me about this room. Drove though #Gettysburg to get here, which is neat!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #Pennsylvania #270
Loneliness sucks, and Memes don’t help.
That’s it. That’s the caption.
My first comedy special, Philosophy & Pasta, is dropping THIS FRIDAY ON YOUTUBE AT 3PM PST.
Catch it!
#standupcomedian #comedyspecial #datingtips #relationships #youtube
Hugging a barrel
The Haymaker Bar 3/30/26
"IKYFL Mondays Open Mic Stand-up Comedy Show"
Raleigh NC
Fun fact: every J.D. Novelli joke is barrel aged in a fine oak cask! Jack Daniel's may or may not be involved. Shout-out to @victoriasaidit for having me out!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #Raleigh #jackdaniels #269
My favorite thing about stand-up comedy changed.
youtu.be/j940JbA3AxU
#AnnArbor #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #favoritethings #zingermans #zingermansdeli #tips #tip #workingfortips #waitingtables
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Stalin, Doc's is a terrible place to perform. I love Doc, he's a great guy and he pays well, but holy fuck the people who come here don't give a shit about the performers!
Doc's Kitchen 3/28/26
With @lajoshpreston and @djthakidquest at @officialdocskitchen in #Lynchburg after performing one of the comedy shows of all time!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #gettingpaid #268
Comedy show for a Jewish organization just a few hours after a synagogue shooting nearby. Here's how it went (not badly)
youtu.be/1S76PBwizzY
#annarbor #annarborcomedyshowcase #jewishcomedy #jewishcomedian #temple #michigan #tragedy #comedy #standupcomedy #standupcomedian
My circus, my monkeys! A funny solo romp blending standup, storytelling, and singing impressions, where GenX memories collide. Ticket link in bio. #comedian #standupcomedian #singingimpressions #mycircusmymonkeys Ticket info in bio. Show is 18 and older (not kid friendly)
Spanking
"Never ask about J.D.'s cane!"
-@jeremigeorgecomedy
Sometimes, you gotta #keepyourpimphandstrong!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny
Tune in for the latest Cinema Scribe on Bring Me 2 Life Radio, beginning Tuesday 3/24, 2 pm ET, at www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-.... #BrentMarchant #TheCinemaScribe #BringMe2Life #IsThisThingOn #romanticcomedydrama #WillArnett #LauraDern #BradleyCooper #standupcomedian #divorce #volleyballcoach
Kids vs. Pets
#LFaunt #Comedy #StandupComedy #StandupComedian
"'Is This Thing On?' looks for solutions on the brink," at brentmarchant.com/2026/03/23/i.... #BrentMarchant #IsThisThingOn #romanticcimedydrama #WillArnett #LauraDern #BradleyCooper #standupcomedian #divorce #personalfulfillment #volleyballcoach #consciouscreation #film #movies
Strutting my stuff
The Banque 3/22/26
Pitching woo to @markleyva while @og_milkdaddy, @zacamescomedy and @kym_notkim take pictures (those to follow). It's always fun being the only sober comic in the room. Pic by Zac.
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #Norfolk #265
VIA officialgeorgecarlin
It might be important 🔮 #georgecarlin #standupcomedian #politicalhumor
🎥: George Carlin, Life Is Worth Losing (2005) #comedian #socialcommentary #standup
Promo poster!
I'm pleased to announce that @cworthytheent has chosen me (among others) for #ClubYou's shindig on April 18th. You should buy a ticket!
(This is paid gig number 4 for me, I'm so happy!)
#standupcomedian #funny #mechanicsville
They Find Love By Connecting The Hole
#standup #standupcomedian #memes #usa #standupcomedy #relationship
Ultimissimi biglietti per la data extra con Angelo Amaro al Primo di Chieti!
il 24 marzo è già sold out!|
Il 23 marzo non puoi perdertelo, fai presto, che restano davvero pochi ticket!
LINK IN BIO… http://dlvr.it/TRbrtw #AngeloAmaro #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #PrimoTazzeStozze
In front of an awesome crowd
Sneaky Penguin Brewing Company 3/19/26
"Third Thursday Comedy Night"
Raleigh, NC
I was on the poster for this one. Awesome little show with a great room! Finally got to meet @lajoshpreston, and some other great folks.
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #sneakypenguin #264
NEXT WEEK! Tues Mar 24 - Sun Mar 29 I'm recording my third album at Absolute Comedy in #Ottawa !
TICKETS: www.absolutecomedy.ca/ottawa
#standupcomedy #standupcomedian #ottawa
'The SMALL Stuff'.
A forensic dissection of daily life’s minor agonies.
My debut hour-long work in progress.
Monday 8 April 2026
9pm
Wednesday 20 April 2026
7pm
The Bread & Roses Theatre
68 Clapham Manor Street, Clapham SW4 6DZ
Tickets: dub.sh/gr0qbk9
#comedy #standup #standupcomedian #ldn
Host Lights Comic If They Suck, I Got Lit At 15 Seconds
#standupcomedy #standupcomedian #lightsaber #openmiccomedy #fourthwall
Diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean!
Pinboys 3/16/26
Had to do it gangsta!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #gangsta #263
On stage
Parlays Local Tavern 3/16/26
"Stand-up Comedy Open Mic"
Made a bunch of bearded white dudes laugh, so I know I can play Frisco! Pic by my man @bigjames757!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #virginiabeach #262
An absolute a*se of a day ending on a high note, with a landmark moment in fact, as a ticket purchase means I have now sold MORE tickets than I have mouse traps in the flat.
You can't bottle this feeling.
Ticket links in pinned post
#comedy #comedian #standup #standupcomedian #workinprogress
4: Just 92 seats left.
Insert exclamation* mark.
(19)92 was the last time I used an exclamation mark.
*The tabloid newspaper of the punctuation marks world.
Tickets dub.sh/gr0qbk9
#comedy #comedian #standup #funny #standupcomedy #writer #creator #workinprogress #clapham #theatre #standupcomedian
Poster
This Thursday, @ashleypcomedy is having a to-do at Sneaky Penguin in #Raleigh featuring none other than yours cruelly! 😜
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #sneakypenguin
Here I was thinking I was bilingual #standupcomedian #mexican
I Am Not Here To Justify The Actions Of Men!
#standup #standupcomedian #memes #usa #standupcomedy
🌍🍺📕🐶🔥👑🔥🐶📕🍺🌍
VERBALSHENANIGANS #PODCAST
ScottBrennan & MikeBurlew
Ep#555 ZANELAMPREY
#Author #AnimalRescue #StandUpComedian #Comedy #Breweries #CraftBeer
#BookSky #BookTok
"Chug" "3Sheets"
"DrinkingMadeEasy"
ALLPLATFORMS
Babyboomer.org/shows/verbal...
open.spotify.com/episode/6QkD...
Looking sleepy
I did 7 shows last week. While that's not a personal best, three of them were out of state, which I think is a record. I'm TIRED...
(Pic unrelated)
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #grinding #payingdues
Anyway... Tag your friend with a limp d*ck.
#erectiledysfunctionawarness #limpdickunder40s #standupcomedian #showerthoughts #stagejokerejects
