It looks like the Marlins are once again concerned about my mental well-being and are doing everything they can to prevent me from watching their games again this season.
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#Fuckthemfans
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The Marlins, owned by a billionaire, can't field a team 5 people will pay to see on any given night, but the get in price for DR v. Venezuela in the same city/stadium:

$311ea

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#Selltheteam

Does the Marlins front office know they are in the National League?
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a woman is sitting in front of a painting with the words `` this guy here is dead , cross him off , then . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a painting with the words `` this guy here is dead , cross him off , then .

Looks like another stellar year of doing nothing on the Free Agent market by the Marlins.
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When Derek Jeter, Kim Ng, and Skip Schumacher all tell you to get fucked, ownership is the problem.
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Marlins are single handedly keeping Washington from being eliminated from playoff contention.
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#BillyBeaneBendix

Marlins are selling tickets 2 for 1. 🤣
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a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache says bye ALT: a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache says bye

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Almost 3 million people have been to a Dodger game *this year*

Almost 3 million people have heard of the Miami Marlins.
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#MLB

That's the Marlins' attendance for the season.
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Where else can you see the *Dodgers* for $5? 🤣🤣
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#MiamiMarlins
#StillShitty

Must be the bats.
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#StillShitty