2 stars: Bard's lute strings kept snapping mid-ballad. Would not recommend for jolly evenings.

Just tried the Bard's lute—strings snapped so often, it was like a medieval mic drop that won’t quit. Jolly evenings? More like stringing me along frustration. 2 stars only cuz Pom Pérignon enjoyed the tune’s chaos 🎸😤 #StringsOfDiscontent #MedievalYelp