George: “Fancy a sh*g?”
Amber: “No thanks.”
*doorbell*
Swiss Toni: “Delivering mail is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You’ve got to lick it, seal it, then push it firmly into the letterbox.” #TheArchers #TheFastShow #SwissToni
Swiss Toni: “Recording a radio drama is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Grip the microphone firmly. Fetch the sink plunger and wet rags from the sound effects cupboard. Then get the studio manager to finish you off in post-production.” #TheArchers #TheFastShow #SwissToni
George: “Can you give me a lift to the car dealership? I want to speak to Amber’s dad, Swiss Toni.”
Will: “Well, that sounds a terrible idea.” #TheArchers #TheFastShow #SwissToni
Swiss Martyn: “Wooing a woman is very much like recording a radio drama. Grip the microphone firmly. Fetch the sink plunger and wet rags from the sound effects cupboard. Then get the studio manager to finish you off in post-production.” #TheArchers #SwissToni #TheFastShow
So this guy was definitely the Swiss Tony Hadley. "You know, entering #eurovision is like making love to a beautiful woman..." #SwissToni
'Waging war against Napoleon is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...' #WarAndPeace #SwissToni
