#TAMW

#TAMW people tell you that you seem so chill, but you're actually just very good at masking your near-constant anxiety around others

#TAMW a 4 y/o randomly asks you "Are you a girl?" & you don't know what to say since you don't even know yourself but don't want to lie....

I ended up just saying "Sometimes, but not always". Her mom is on the church staff and seems to be advocating for more queer outreach/welcome

#TAMW you're trying to brown stir fry rice according to the package directions & you notice the numbers on the air purifier are quickly climbing....

Made it to over 500, so I took the rice off the heat as I added water. Now it's in the 90s & still falling

#TAMW you're so used to singing "Happy Birthday" with people who can sing (& usually with a piano) that you're thrown off when people are singing off-key at a birthday party....

White person sitting in a car wearing a hat in camouflage colors with the words Sumler Staff in orange, dark wire glasses, navy blue mask, rainbow plaid scarf, plaid dress shirt, and black rain jacket. Hair is barely visible under the hat due to undercut/buzz cut

#TAMW you're on the bus and overhear the people near you complaining about how "gay people stole God's rainbow" (among other things) while you're currently wearing a rainbow plaid scarf....

#TAMW