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Absolutely cracking up at this ship-fic author who went off in the notes section before their fic about delicious canon shipping fodder that was apparently added in another games collab event.
Ive read fics shorter than this passionate rant and I fully support them.

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Finally pulling myself away from ship fics long enough to doodle!!!!
Im still furious that so many of these horse kids are taller than me, UGH.....

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Watching clips of the upcoming End-Of-June event and shaking in my boots, when will this ship release me from its demonic hold

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I was forced into the Leader roll of my Club since the last person hadnt logged in for however long.
I feel the urge to change the name and Slogan but that actually feels weirdly uncomfortable?

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Before those lovebird blorbos drop, Sweep Tosho & Inari One get released and I desperately want those brats as well!!
UGH......
But still, will power.
Because theres a CHANCE I could get them while pulling for pity-buy points....
I must BE STRONG.....

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.....!!!!
The Summer GoruMaku banner + event is at the end of June, and I almost have 60k gems saved up!
Meaning I could outright buy them both with enough will power!!!!
And my scrambled shipping rotted brain NEEDS me to get BOTH alts.
.....BUT!

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Feeling a lil guilty because while im usually quick to redo races that my current Trainee loses, if they lose to the NPC version of a horse I RLY LUV I leave the results as is.

AKA: Super Creek must ALWAYS win whether im currently training her or not!!!!!!!!

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Fic that used to update every 3 months hasnt updated in 4....

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I found more Fluff fics to read !!!!!!

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IT WAS HER, Neo Universe!
I don't know anything about her & only vaguely recall seeing her in the BG of other character art.
No clue why my brain decided she was my Dragon senpai, but I really appreciate her talking to me in the Dream because I was feeling REALLY insecure & miserable.

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I know she had blonde hair with blue undertones or vice versa???
I can’t look her up now but hopefully I won’t forget by the time I get home.

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I also felt ugly because my scales & fins had these random mustard yellow patches that made me look dirty all the time, but they were natural.
I think the girl trying to make me feel better was a real game NPC but I dont think shes in Global yet.
I couldn’t see her face but

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Dreamt they were Dragons instead of Horses again so I should doodle more for that AU.
I was also 1 this time & I was a younger student being comforted by an upperclassman.
I was super insecure about the way I looked because I had an abnormally long tail + a HUGE tailfin

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Currently trying to see Big Macs friends celebrate with her while I sketch something of her having bday cake with her GF

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How TF do you trigger the birthday interactions???
Every time I search for it I only get results for how they tell YOU Happy Birthday.
I want to see the NPCs tell each OTHER Happy Birthday.

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A bit frustrated cause I wanna ship Creek with someone BUT not with myself or my fan Trainers BUT thats who the game aims her at, WEH..........
I love her CinGray Trainer but that feels like the authors OC & not someone I really wanna use.....

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I gotta stop forgetting that most people like Creek for very different reasons than I do and getting jump scared by the kind of fan-art I see her in LMAO~
I guess if I wanna see adorable cute fluff I better learn to draw it myself.

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Sometimes I have the urge to go find Uma groups to scream in but then I remember that Im actually super shy/flighty and thats why I purposefully keep my posts out of the main tags.
Engaging with any fandom is already dangerous anyway.

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I think my all time favorite bit in any Umamusume fanart is when you can see Agnes Digital in the background being absolutely OBLITERATED & imploding from fangirl feelz because of whats happening in the foreground

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Finally started peeking thru the Umareader site and what do you mean animals are scared of Creek???
The lion at the zoo?????

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Almost yelled about Cygames again.
One of the new events said all the great cooks of the school had plans to make delicious dishes and Creek didnt appear until last.
I dont play about my mama!!!!!!!!

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& stood up for me when another Trainer gave me grief about my form!
🥹
I know there were lots of Umas that I talked to.
But I only recall seeing Maruzensky on a trail to the warmup area & her giving me an encouraging hug & then GolShi jumping from behind a tree to spook me.

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After class we got to do our stretches & other warmups on top of crunchy leaves as more fell around us, it was very peaceful.
My Trainer was my OC Zee, but human, & I really wish I could remember what he looked like better!!!
Thats my brother!!!
He helped me time my sit-ups &

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No wild adventures this time & no being a teacher with the pressure of responsibility.
I was just a student, except a Wolf instead of a Horse.
The school wasnt just for Umas, it was open to all Kemonomimi students.
We were at a cabin training facility in a forest during fall.

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The phone call ending glitched the game so I had to watch the rest of the event without sound.
“OTL….
Thank goodness I can rewatch it in the Gallery otherwise I would be feeling downright FERAL right now.

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OFC I love my mom & am happy to help her but her timing is incredible because ive been trying to trigger this specific event since TB was released LMAO~

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I FINALLY got the new TB event where Creek pretends to be your for real wifey and my mom calls for a long complicated account setup session right in the middle of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DAMN
Easy there Brian, I’m not trying to steal yo girl, we’re just having a chat

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LRP: This is prolly my all time fave horse song & it KILLS me that Super Creek doesnt have vocals for it!!!!
Oguri & Tama dont either which is a huge surprise considering how much attention they got due to Cinderella Gray.
Thankfully GolShi + McQueen do so I always listen to it with them.

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While im definitely enjoying TrackBlazer I still really need to farm for good Legacy parents so Im sadly leaving it be for now.
It takes longer/more thought to do TB