Pension Crisis Solved by Tears? 24-Hour Celebrity Crying Telethon

AI analyzes celebrity tears to manage pension funds. "Your idol's tears support retirement." Ratings strong, but assets fluctuate wildly.

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Crying has many benefits. It can help to regulate our emotions, improve your mood, and reduce pain. Credit: seerutkchawla

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